well due to the wonder of the internet my first post was lost, gone i tells ye but nevertheless i shall continue

What can i say? Those of you who have yet to expirience this awesome display of violence and cranial explosion are missing out on somethig truly special. I have been shotgunning people in the face at a rate that would please an african dictator and can honestly tell you now that ♥♥♥♥ never gets old. The brain spray...oh the brain spray it pleases me in a way that borders on sexual and there is something truly glorious about 4 M16's in sustained automatic fire into a group of defensless "civillians". Although it may never outdo the arguably finest moment in the hisory of gaming that will eternally belong to doom 3 for allowing you to shotgun a baby to the face all i can say is that in your annual extortion of an obese red clad holiday figure that you add left 4 dead in there next to your requests for vast amounts of money, trained monkey manservants and volkswagon beetle's (cromwell). Oh and by the way player of the week....its me, merry christmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUHAHAHAHAHAH

Finally Welcome to sanjuro, i have no idea who you are, but given that your here some miscreant judged your profanity mojo to be strong, so as long as you can string a childish joke about genitals you should fit right in, no were not retarded here but we ARE all about self improvement.




Finally as a timly reminder for those of us who play WoW, (well theres only one really) "All hail the Nazi Warmachine" will in fact get you banned...strange that



♥♥♥♥ im awesome...just ask me :D

Whilst bored at a friends place we started watching videos on youtube...many rally accidents later we stumbled across Zero Puntuation. The only way to explain it is to think of Paltry talking really fast with a british accent and not pausing to take a break as he criticizes games to the point where you accept his point of view, or preform a bizzare ritual involving a goat asking for the critic to die a most agonizing death! Result? entertainment at its finest, enjoy!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

its valkyrie, for hiring chinese gold farmers to kill me in TF2 decietful and underhanded. I salute you.

On a side note everyone get left for dead its the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, heads explode, brains get sprayed, theres co op thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brilliant sadly headshotting babies is at this stage not possible but nevertheless it certainly pushes the happy button

player of the week and after a glorious reign of over a month i shall award this splendid honour to another worthy of bearing the title or the first person with a decent joke about boobies either way i WILL be entertained. so standback as i force feed you excellence with the same enthusiasm the people of long gully force feed genitalia to the outside population. after much deliberation i award this to.......skill incarnate who many a time has suckered me into joining a server playing for three minutes, saying Be right back, and then up vanish like a fart in the wind, not at all to be confused with the "hey guys hang about i gotta back one out and its gonna be savage" 2 and three quarter hour toilet break, so for always without nfail finding something more pressing in the middle of a game i award this to you ....even though despite daily PC usage you wont see this for over a month i salute you sir your attention span knows no bounds

get some player of the week ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..... and its.....ME, Yes since i appear to be the only one here not in some sort of education department rort called "holidays" i shall take this award and no one will stop me muhahahahahah ...wait i have to work on monday, damn you :SHAKES FIST: now im sure your saying wait hes been player of the week for like 5 weeks now, or maby you dont give a ♥♥♥♥ nevertheless you are indeed correct and i have been player of the week for five weeks and that has absolutely nothing to do with recent drunken hoe downs in geelong, but like any good irresponsible person in a position of authority i have abused my position for petty reasons and personal gain and see no reason to stop so congratulations to me and join in honouring how much better i am than you

(especially skill, you suck USE WINDOWS its free!!!)