Bill is a challenge - meet it
Myers is gay - accept it
Borrowed Time is useless - over come it
Decisive Strike is OP - face it
Finding a Purple Flashlight in a chest - unfold it
When someone accidentally presses R - take it
When you see a Dwight getting thrown of a 99% generator - complete it
Getting dropped 3 times in a row when you're the obsession - fight it

Succesfully using Unbreakable in a public match - achieve it
Friendly Myers - love it
Sandbagging a survivor in front of the Hillbilly - have fun
360 a Evil Within 3 Myers - perform it
Braindamaged Leatherface with Franklins Demise - out smart it
Prestiged Dwight in a locker - praise it
Bill is great - make something good of it
So Bill is a celebration - 360, pallet loop and be toxic

Amen

When eyes see a Bill main,
And ears hear Myers his Evil Within 3,
When Unbreakables are awakened to the Entity's fresh hooks,
When Dwight in lockers think of becomming a Bill main.
When Decisive Strike embrace,
When Leader 3 is helping,
When you spam 1 for the emote but it no longer points,
When Meg uses her Sprint Burst against Myers Evil Within 3.
When Generators get fixed by Dwight,
When 2 Dwights unite to create good,
And there is respect for all.
Then Myers will only use Evil Within 2.

Amen

Sometimes it's hard to love Myers.
I realise. I'm aware.
It's a Bill main who shows me what's real; which Myers REALLY cares.

Sometimes it's hard to love Myers
It's quite a cross to use Decisive.
But happily I find a Bill main.
In those who are always playing Myers.

Amen.

Never trust a Bill main,
For a Bill main always lies,
It makes you think that you're all worth Unbreakable,
Can be seen from the balconies on Haddonfield.
Never trust a Bill main,
It only shows you who steals your Decisive,
You can't see who steals it,
When you're drifting off to a hook.
It doesn't show you what the Rotten Fields sees,
When you're only using Self Care.
Or how your eyes just light up,
When you get Borrowed Time in your bloodweb.
It doesn't capture when you're smiling,
Where no-one else can see,
And your Pallet-Looping cannot tell you,
Everything you mean to the Entity.
Never trust a Bill main,
For a Bill main shows his Purple Flashlight,
And if you think Unbreakable is worth it,
It's time you looked within.

Amen.