'Sup everyone,

After a bit of talk, the idea of hosting another few games of Cards Against Humanity has been brought up. The game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of fun, though not for the easily offended. If anyone is potentially interested in a clan CAH night tonight, leave a comment. If we can get at least four or five guys, we'll be good to go. Best case scenario, we can fill up the teamspeak, and have a good laugh.

Suggestions are always welcome. Other than that, I've got nothing for you. Contact any of us if you need the TS info.

That's all, folks.

All right, fellas! So it's no secret that Grand Theft Auto V releases tomorrow/tonight/whatever the hell 4/14 12AM GMT means to you, and everyone and their mother will be playing it. Which makes this announcement all the sweeter. We've got a Rockstar Social Club group waiting in the wings, so all of us playing can proudly wear the symbol of, and spread the word of our lord and savior the Holy Siege Tower. Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Altrusts can suck it. :D:

ANYWAY, THAT ASIDE. If you have Grand Theft Auto V on PC, or plan to get it, leave a comment to this post with your Social Club username. GTAV uses Social Club for online play, regardless of whether you're playing the Steam version or not. If you haven't made a Social Club account, you can do so here.[socialclub.rockstargames.com] We'll add everyone to the group as soon as we can, and also add everyone to a register on the TeamSpeak channel so you can quickly see who's who.

There's also an event planned for GTA Online the night of release, so if you plan to be online get on the TeamSpeak with the rest of us so you can join the festivities! TeamSpeak infortmation, if you don't already have it, can be requested from other clanmates. Oh, and of course I'll most likely be livestreaming the whole affair. :helmet:

And if you haven't purchased Grand Theft Auto V, you can do so right freaking here. The definitive version of the game, GTA V on PC will have video capture options, a director feature, all of the enhanced edition's features (Yes, this means first person mode too.), two new radio stations (one of them allowing you to use your own music in-game!) and enough configuration options and features to make any egotistical PC Master Race ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worship this game as the second coming of Jesus. :D:

Hope to see you all tonight!

***UPDATE***
The Crew Page can be found here.[socialclub.rockstargames.com] You can request an invite to the crew there.

[Insert catchy greeting here]

Recently, the few of us that've been hanging around the clan Teamspeak on a regular basis have gotten ourselves involved in the online version of Cards Against Humanity, also known as "Pretend You're Xyzzy" (don't ask why it's called that, please), and we've had many a good laugh out of our sick/terrible senses of humour (yeah, that's a "u" in there, come at me). However, playing this game with only 4 or 5 people just isn't the same as it is with a larger group (or in person, obviously, but who actually has a life nowadays..?), and we would like to invite anyone who has yet to play CAH with us to join us tonight, at ~11 PM PST / 1 AM EST (Other places/Dark, in a half hour from now). I guarantee you will get a kick out of this game, and possibly lose the ability to breathe due to excessive amounts of laughter. No, we are not responsible for choking on your drinks, or spilled beverages/tears on your keyboard.

In short, feel free to join the Teamspeak @ 50.97.201.62:10257, and PM Atro or myself for the password, if you have yet to.. interact with us. If we can get a decent amount of people and/or people enjoy this, we'd be glad to make this a more regular occurence.

Hopefully we'll see you there.

-"Us"

A year ago we formed this clan on a whim after Mileena, Plystire and I stacked three garbage trucks in a Waterfront district.

Tonight we celebrated that union by stacking four dumptrucks in Financial!

Check out the stacking highlights here...
http://www.twitch.tv/atropine341/profile

A heartfelt thanks to everyone who came out to help celebrate.. Members old and new, friends of the clan onlookers and trolls alike!.

Thanks for a great first year :)

-Atropine

Dust off your deadly and dapper duds and join us in Asylum on Saturday, July 27 at 8:00 PM (US Pacific time). Hopefully we can get two full groups going for this. It is highly recommended that participants join the teamspeak channel so that we can all share the lolz!

If you can't make it out Sat. night, other spontaneous activities may include...

• Supersexy clan photos (We have a couple spots in WF picked out)!
  
• Missions or Fight Club!
  
• Hanging out with Birth in gold Waterfront!
  
• Standing on rails in Social and attracting haters!

If you haven't already made your mafia outfit, you still have a couple nights to get it done. Ain't got time for that? Let Atropine know and one will be sent to you free of charge. How's that for an offer you can't refuse? herphurdur