I used to think I knew the answers... Then I received my results... Dead wife, Dead family, Depression... I no longer believe in heaven, I believe in pain... It's all I have left

me walking down the street: *random person* "are you light yagami from death note" *me* doesnt anyone have anything origional to say *I write there name down in my death note*

I've just finished Tokyo Ghoul. The despair I felt was unlike any other. Kaneki Ken was the only character in Fiction (apart from Goku) I've ever been able to relate to. Maybe it's because my wife is dead.

how can obama and smosh be there, when they will be at my birthday the exact same day... small oversight in your "theory" dont you think... well anyway Ill let serve drinks at the party if you really want to meet obama and smosh so much... since they say that theyve never heard of you and also that they hate you

*hair turns white because of depression* I didn't expect you to understand.... How could you... My dead wife was the only one.... Too bad i murdered her... Oh... By the way, you're no longer invited to my birthday party (Obama and Smosh will be there)

uhhh pulls out bigger phone and calls real obama exposing your obama as being a mimic and you go trending on twitter as #fakeobamafail and you go to jail

*Takes off my mask and reveals I was smosh and the principal* *Pulls out phone and calls Obama and we both laugh at you for thinking you were getting to hangout with smosh*

*the principal actaully brings me to an award ceremony where I get to hangout with smosh* *and they say they hate you*

*misses* *raises my hand and tells the teacher on you* *you get sent to prinicpal's office* laughs

*dodges* *ratios you in your favourite online community* *leaves* sunglasses face

*dodges* *teleports behind you* *kills* Heh, too easy

*sharpens gun* *shoots you* *with gun*

* sharpens blade *