Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell.

Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of ♥♥♥♥, and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life.

Your time is almost over, Stuart.

All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little.

I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, I’m going to kill myself and take that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rodent to hell with me.

omegalewd

its so secret not even MM members know it

Well this is a dead place

du ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hvad makker?

Smed totalt ikke lige invites ud løløl

Vaporwave makes me uncomfortable and I'm not entirely sure why.

LOG LOG #LOG: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIVEAWAY 2 http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/MosterMashHideout/discussions/0/224446614458526385/

♥♥♥♥ LOG#666: Today I opened Unity earlier today, and didn't close it before 7 hours had passed. ♥♥♥♥ I'm tired now.

Diary Log#46: ♥♥♥♥ Facebook and its Candy Crush

Diary Log#45: Gonna see Deadpool soon and its gonna be AWESOME!

Captains Log #♥♥♥♥: Extra Outlast key fra den seneste Humble Bundle: INDHC-A6HEP-YHG5I

Diary Log #poop: Today I've heard the strangest of all music. For however noisy it seemed at the surface, there was something strangely cosmic about it - like Cthulhu himself was blowing me.

Diary Log#44: I have strange but funny friends.

Diary Log #1337: Today I took a ♥♥♥♥ huge enough it would rival the power of North Korea.

Diary Log#43: Fallout 4 is one odd game.

Diary Log #wat: I once had a dream where God was my ♥♥♥♥♥.

Diary Log#42: I can't get drunk, no mattet how much i drink...I only end up getting tired and that SUCKS!

TIL Kermit's a damn ♥♥♥♥♥

TIL we speak polish in Congo.


wat.

Diary Log#41: I have found my female side of me: Christina.

Diarrhea Log #1

Today I saw a girl. She was ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly. To be fair, I wasn't quite sure of the gender, only that whatever gender she was, she had tits.

Diary Log#40: Holy hell, i finally got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job. And i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love bacon. End of log.

Diary Log #7: fukcq

Diary Log#39: So long since my last log....Its just that there is nothing to write about. One day goes and another day goes and nothing special is going on. Ah man....Well, at least MM is still up and active and not dead yet. Long live Peacekeeper. End of log.

Diary Log#38: Got my new PC. End of log.

Diary Log#37: Once again, over a month since my last log.

Today I went to a doctor, and he told me I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I said "No. The only reason you call me that, is because you're having a sad life"

He said I could go ♥♥♥♥ myself.

I told him that I don't have to. My vacuum takes care of "those needs".

He walked over to his desk, and pulled a gun.

Before anyone of us could say anything, he pulled the trigger on himself.

I was happy. Happy because i now dident have to pay him.

As I walked out of the office, 2 unicorns picked me up, and flew me home.

This diary log is not to be taken lightly. End of log.

Diary log#5: I just dug a giant-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in OneViolence's lawn. I'm going to bury myself SAD BOYS 2002

Diary log #1: Peacekeeper not doin his jawb! Not keepin theese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dirty children off MA LAWN! IM GETTIN TIRED O' THEESE DIRTY DIRT CHILDREN BEING ON MA LAWN! GET EM OFF!

Diary Log#36: Over a month since my last report. I have since then reached the age of 21. Nothing worthwhile has been going on lately, but I will return here when it happens.

k

@Dr. Cooldude isnt even a guy! Not even a guy's guy either! He is just a dirty, dirty child who needs to get off ma lawn! GET OFF IT DAMMIT YE DIRTY DIRTY CHILD!

"I miss my wife far and near
with a Sega Game Gear
It's been twelve years since she's been a fan of F.E.A.R.
The third one, so the E is a 3
DBZ if you please
Budokai
My mom said the lasagna's alright
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ lasagna"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CuW8xWj7M&t=2m38s

Diary Log#35: Daniel has finally moved on and his mother can now get some peace.
Wonder how long it will take before he burns his apartment down..?
How long before he snaps?
When he stops his CS streak?
When I get a girlfriend?
If the world is still here in 2100?
When the ♥♥♥♥ my desktop will arrive?
No1 knows...

jeg har aldrig været god til sådan nogen random comments:P

From peace comes war.
From war comes peace.
Love becomes hate.
Hate becomes love.

Lomztein is Love.
Lomztein is Life.
Lomztein is Time.
Lomztein is Space.
Lomztein is Great.
Lomztein is Sexy.
Lomztein is All.
Lomztein is God.
Lomztein is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing.
MultiScootaloo is pretty cool too.
Dr. Cooldude is a ♥♥♥♥♥

Diary Log#34: Playing as a fake girl online is one of the most awesome experiences I have ever gotten!

Diary Log#33: I miss LEFT FOUR DEATH TWU IS MAED BY EA!

Diary Log#32: We're already at the end of Jaunary. My Desktop have been delayed. My "girlfriend" is sick. A girl named Mark is whining about her balls...again. I'm drinking Captain Morgan on a monday. My penis is hard. Yup, I love life

Diary Log#31: Our first event has come. Life is still here after all. One thing is still missing tho: our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hookers!

Diary Log#30: Once more, another logger has arrived. Just played CS:GO for a little more then 80 minutes today, and it felt like I lost at least 7777 braincells with all those kids in there. Seriously, there were more kids in there then a real kindergarten! But for now, I'm gonna stick to the GROWN UP games.

Diary Log #1: Just joined the Steam group. Also I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ A LOT OF HOES , THANK YOU BASED GOD #RICHHOE #TASKFORCE #CALLINGALLUNITS

Diary Log#29: This day is just going fast, 1 hour feels like 5 minutes.
The older you are, the faster time flows.
Can't wait to be 80 and see what 1 minute feels like.

Diary Log#28: Daniel got a girlfriend. Wonder how long that will last? Will they be together for 3 months or will they move together and get 2 kids? Only time will tell and I will be waiting with hammering heart to see how long this ship will hold.

Diary Log#27: Had been so exited to be going to a Mini-LAN this Saturday...And it got moved..Again. Well, all I got now is my trusty PC and my wonderful right hand.

Diary Log#2: I got nothing to write...

Diary Log#26: Ate bacon for the first time in months....It was just like heaven.
Can't wait for my next load of bacon <3

Diary Log#25: It's Friday night and noone is online to play. Turns out they are all to some stupid LAN or somthing...Well,, better luck next Friday.