G'day Mates,
You know me, you love me, and you like to get drunk with me. It is the one and only Drunk Russian, here today to talk to you guys about the Gun Mettle Update. My god, finally; praise be to Gaben. I'm sure you guys have already started checking out the new update for yourselves, but I have some important reminders: First and foremost, LOOK AT THE WEAPON STAT CHANGES! This is crucial for modifying our gameplay in Highlander. Many of these stat changes force players to change their entire strategy for playing their main. As a heavy, I may take into consideration using the Brass Beast instead of the stock, as it now grants me extra damage and damage-resistance. Level two and three sentries are now more vulnerable to my minigun damage, meaning that I now have a more important role in taking down sentries in control point maps. Mini-sentries now start off with fifty health and can be upgraded and repaired. All buildings now deploy a lot more quickly when being hit by a wrench, and the Jag grants less of a deploy bonus than before. The Dead Ringer now has half the amount of cloak time and less damage resistance, while all spies have twenty percent damage resistance to all damage while cloaked. In short, these balence changes are game changing and need to be read. You can find all the weapon stat changes here: http://store.steampowered.com/news/17400/ . Second, don't forget to participate in the missions. They can earn some really awesome weapon skins! Valve is probably rolling in cash right now. You can check out all the changes made in the update here: http://store.steampowered.com/news/17400/, and I encourage you to go on TF2Wiki to find out all the unlisted changes. Go forth, and claim your new weapons.

Glory and Hats,
A Drunk Russian

G'day Men with hats,it's your one and only weed man,I'd like to tell you all
About how are training is going to be,It's not going to be only in Tf2center,but it will be also in mge, choosing diffrent members of the team to fight aginst eachother,Which helps alot in sharping our skills and being ready for the next UGC Season.

Here's how the formation will be :

1. Soldier Vs. Demoman.

2.Pyro Vs. Sniper.

3. Scout Vs. Heavy.

4.Spy Vs. Medic.

5.Engie Vs. Spy.

6.Scout Vs. Soldier

7.Heavy Vs. Sniper?
"Hats & Glory" - A Drunk Russian.

Also thanks to approaching nirvana for the idea.

- Sniparz

G'day Gents,
It is I, your local Drunk Russian, here to give you some important news. As you know, we attempted to have our first real practice session on Thursday! Counter to our intentions, that ended in pub hilatiry, great banter, and some butt-hurt (sorry I got you killed repeatedly Dr. Chillin, I love the pocket, and you are still bae). Though a good day of random Team Fortress ♥♥♥♥ is good for team-building, we should still try to practice as a team, and I will start looking around for other places besides TF2Center for good Highlander practice. If anyone knows any good websites for Highlander coordination, leave the urls in the comments.
But in the meantime, there is another pressing matter to attend to, concerning techinal issues facing some of you Hatted Men. The computer access restrictions that Nirvana and Lucky have are unable to be changed until Chirstmas, which is understandable. But the rest of you have no excuse. If we are to be the best Highlander in the history of Team Fortress Two, everyone on our team needs working mics and, I'm sorry to say, a working installment of Mumble! No matter how good a team member may be, it hinders the entire team when they are unable to communicate with other team members. If I am about to be backstabbed and someone is too far away from the spy to kill him in time, a simple message over voice chat would allow me to turn around and kill the spy. All this isn't to ridicule you for not having a mic yet, but after you read this announcement, it is now one of your top priorities to obtain some sort of mic. It doesn't matter if it is a standing mic, headphones with a built in mic, a mic built into your computer, or ever earbuds! So long as everyone can understand what you're saying, it's fine. If you have seperate devices, such as phones or tablets, that have mics and can run skype, that's fine for right now. It is absolutely vital that everyone secure a working mic as soon as possible! Our next practice is coming up soon, so stay sharp for a time announcement. And to help you relax after a long day of pub-stomping, I present some videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuG1hsvbw4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAajqll5C6w https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An4b_4R217Q&index=9&list=LLc2xgcghc1zHTwf2OQ0lOqA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I&list=LLc2xgcghc1zHTwf2OQ0lOqA&index=5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-_ThqZrRk&list=LLc2xgcghc1zHTwf2OQ0lOqA&index=12

Glory and Hats,
A Drunk Russian

Greetings, all of you fine Men with Hats,
As you know, we are the best team in the world. But, sadly, even our greatness was not enough to get us into the Summer Highlander Season two weeks after the applications were actually due. Worry not! We will simply use the time between now and the Winter Season to practice and hone our skills! As such, our first official season will be January of 2016, when the Winter Highlander Season starts. Now, get back to practicing, and prepare for the upcoming Winter Season.

Glory and Hats,
A Drunk Russian

So hello there MenWithHats Team.

We've hit season 16 and we shall be playing in it soon.

Cheers,and have a nice day