http://youtu.be/rGyKp3G6r2A

Phil's really a vegetarian. That rascal!

T-bone Originals:
Sharshed
Raw
Latty
Tenderized

Terminology:
- Goomba stomped - circa 1985
- Red X'ed - disownment, possible impending civil unrest. (Origins: the witchdoctors of Papa New Guinea would mail a likeness with a red X to their enemies to symbolize their impending death.)
- B2G - betrayal of the highest caliber.
- War Cry - a sound excuted before a death charge for maximum effect
- Just sleep on it - a seedy proposition.
- Tender Justice - Just say it when you do something cool.
- The Spirit of Mendoza - There was once a legendary player who valiantly tried to win at scavenge but lacked the ability to use a mouse and keyboard. His spirit sometimes possesses even the greatest of l4d players. Sometimes aka the haunting of mendoza. http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198036955387/
- Running hot - When your hot passion explodes all over the place and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Ex. usage - I can't help it if my Vietnamese blood runs hot.
- Exotic Charge - A high level of difficulty charge.
- Plastic/Paper Bagged - When a spitter or jockey is killed mid-jump and their body flies in the air like a plastic bag in the wind.
- Erin Brokobitch - An annoying person.
- Raw/Vegan - Doing something without assistance.
- T-boned - To be screwed over. Alt. definition according to t-bone - to be mystified by "glorious" play.
- Latty - A lateral charge from beneath the helipad.

Phrases:
- That's one mischievous jockey.
- Hey, are you Vietnamese? (Make sure no explanation after)
- Meats down.
- T-bone <in, out, down or up>
- I dodged her like Aunt Jemima's Syrup.
- Ham in yo face.
- You just got served a t-bone steak with a side of ham!