Dear Valued Customers,

As of the 22nd of October at 9am AEST any persons caught fornicating in the Home Theatre section without socks on will be subject to summary execution and your families will be removed from the comfort of their homes and instead confined to cold damp hell that is the janitors closet.

Kind Regards,
Hank,
Harvey Norman

Hey Team!

Just thought I'd post a quick little update on the status of my sexuality.

As the LGTBQ+ community is becoming more widely accepted I thought it might be the right time to let you all know that I'm gay

Kind Regards,
Hank
Harvey Norman

Hey guys! Just a quick little ♥♥♥♥ pic. Hope you guys are having a great day.

Kind Regards,
Hank
Harvey Norman

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