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We need more members!

UnheardPie — Sat, 20 Jul 2013 09:29:34 +0000

Tell your friends, neighbors, family, strangers, old people, babies and everyone!
as long as they join da group! :D

Soon! (Mabye)

UnheardPie — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 21:19:02 +0000

Yes, the MITIFOC branded "totally safe" weapons™ are soon going to be in the workshop! (Don't give up on me yet!)

Make sure to vote for them!

Mann Vs Machine

UnheardPie — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 07:01:45 +0000

Yes, the impossible is coming and all hell is gunna' break loose!
It's time to put aside our differences and make a truce, so lets kick some bot! ( By that I mean Robot) Coming april 15th is a terrifying experience for both teams RED and BLU fighting of robots! so Mann.Co can save their sore behind from all the ass kicking those androids have done and made you life a misery. So your job is to make a load of trouble for them so they can't deliver the bomb!

As Saxton Hale said whilst fighting a Yeti, you are not getting paid for this so tough luck.
This mission is very serious so serious that your jobs are on the line!

So let's get to fighting some robots!

Aperture branded MITIFOC Co-Alliance!

UnheardPie — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:30:22 +0000

There have been many great discoveries since the dawn of time achieved by many great scientists. "Now why say that?" you're probably wondering to yourself, well let me sum it up for you in a simple word, "Lazy".

Yes, scientists are lazy. For example, Sir Isaac Newton "discovered" gravity when an apple fell on his head. It was actually the tree that discovered it, nature did all the work for him! So, to conclude what I am trying to say to you, Aperture Laboratories have agreed to use the test chambers our "scientists" built, for the most minimum deal possible. So, I signed the contract, now that means the "Unsafe Mann-Co product production act" and the "Kidnap a Friend Slavery Test" have been put on hold. but do not fear, they will not be close in the foreseeable future. So check out the Common Sense Test Chambers today!

GUYS

:) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:45:19 +0000

85.236.100.217:37015

It's a good server which needs admins :D

The Holiday we all hold close to our hearts

UnheardPie — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:51:49 +0000

Yes, that's right.

It is over. No more getting up early and dreaming about what presents you have, whether you got a Saxton Hale figure, a Poopy Joe rescue rocket, or a Teufort Fair giant novelty pencil. It's finished. Gone. Just another memory in history, as for I, my present is to see the glitening eyes of the mercenery's faces when they recieve our unsafe products!

Merry Smissmas!
UnheardPie xxxx

Our "scientists" are working double shifts!

UnheardPie — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:24:48 +0000

Yes, you heard it! (Obviously not getting paid)
Making unsafe weapons for your TeamFortress2 enjoyment, weapons so amazing that they will make your eyeballs disintegrate! (That is one of the many side-effects that these weapons cause) Weapons that would even make Saxton Hale himself cry a manly tear of joy!

These "amazing" unsafe weapons are still in development and are just prototypes, so it will be a long time before they are ready. So excuse me whilst I whip my workers.

IIITTT'SSS CHRRRRIIISSSTTTMMMAAASSS!!!!!!! (Well, nearly)

UnheardPie — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:39:14 +0000

Get your festive long johns on and eat some yellow snow!

Oh whilst your half way through eating your "Lemon" flavoured ice-cream, go on TeamFortress2 and get all festivey! With festive items and festive hats and festi- oh wait this new map foundry isn't that festive. Oh well lets see what all the fuss is about then...

A FREE HAT?!?!?!

*packs up suitcase*

Barketing update!

UnheardPie — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 22:19:35 +0000

Ok so it's not going to be a hat ( Because i'm a cheap scamming bastard >:3 ) maybe a good quality item, k so the prize isn't a hat, but a good quality item of some sorts!

Barketing!!!

UnheardPie — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 15:55:17 +0000

Well well chappies, were going to add something called "Barketing" and what happens is every member hast to go on servers and trade for good items and the person who gets the best trading deal gets a free hat!