Dirty Dan the candy man, sold a chocolate to a little man. His shop went out of business. He went to jail for raping him. The chocolate was his weiner. I'm also bad at poetry...

-Okami <3

Im taking a break from my 9 hour Fairly Oddparents marathon!

Its Okami mami salami! Im not dead! We should get together and talk on mic and junk!

Maybe play some games in the near future!

Ill be on tomorrow! so if you guys wanna kick it and talk and what not lets do it!

-Okami

For those who always wanted to play this game, but never wanted to spend actual money. Then you're in luck ! For you too can experience the virtual wonders of pestimistical humor in the comfort of your own chair.

Fortunately, to avoid any unintentional retardation and autistonium, I'm only inviting the true top dogorinos into the game. I will also cater to the schmucks who don't want to read. Here are the 3 simple steps to play the game.

1 : Make sure you are connected to the internet. You won't get anywhere when your internet is non-existent. So be sure you can acess 1.0 × 10^100.

1.5 : When you are sure you're connected, make sure your computer is on.
so be sure it's to prevent looking at a black empty screen. ( You weirdo)

1.75 : Login to your computer, and steam.

2 : With your connection to the internet. Be sure to click here
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/

2.5 : Set up a user name and make sure you read the rules (Click the button and ignore the text.

2.99999999999999998 : Join this game.
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=299

3. With all this done, join the group chat for some vocal fun. And I'll message you the password.

If you have a copy of Minecraft, you have a free trial to Minecraft Realms! I'm using mine right now and I need schmucks to come join me.