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Group Fun if anyones interested

Boomstick — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 02:29:01 +0000

so i can see that we havent exactly been doing any group plays, but if anyone ever wants to play Elite: Dangerous Horizon, Red Orchestra 2, Rising Storm, War Thunder, Europa Universalis IV, Arma 3, or even Elder Scrolls Online just let me know. I would be happy to game with whoever wants to.

FREE Dota 2

Snowball — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:45:14 +0000

If you don't have Dota 2 tell me and I'll give it!

Happy Birthday Jazz :)

Crimble — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 01:15:40 +0000

This is the 3rd time im trying this lets hope it works...

A Redo of the Games MG Play

(MG) jazz — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:01:52 +0000

I'm making it a requirement for all Admins to have the following games installed if they have them, at all times.

Garry's Mod
Counter-Strike: Source
Team Fortress 2
Left 4 Dead 2
Age Of Chivalry
Dead Island
ARMA 2: Operation Arrowhead

Note: Terraria has been removed.

Basically those games highlighted are the ones that will be used in events and to avoid people having to wait and install when the event starts having them ready makes thing much easier. Any problems post in the comments, likewise any additions or omissions.

The History of MG

(MG) jazz — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:58:41 +0000

It all began long ago, on a Gmod RP sandbox server, jazz had just got steam a couple of weeks earlier and Derp was showing him the ropes. While on the server we noticed many people abusing melons, buying and breaking them for no reason. Derp had built a tower out of fence and metal plates earlier on that day, and AVduped it into the server. From here we plotted vengeance, jazz self-proclaimed himself Melon General, and made it a crime to attack melons. Derp quickly stole drugs and guns for our cause. From our lofty position we preached that the tyranny must end. From here we gained the support of a few others and bestowed upon them gifts of guns and cocaine. Once we had a small but armed cohort we went on the offensive and began to murder the those who had no joined us and allowed melons to be slaughtered. The blood shed did not end until we we're threatened by a Admin, after a defiant speech by jazz, Derp shanked the Admin in the back. We had been Banned

With adrenaline still pumping through our veins, and with a renewed sense of achievement at our actions, the 1st MG was started by Derp dubbed "melon gurdians".

After a long time of being dormant, the fledgling MG had never taken flight, the group had not gone over 50 members and was inactive apart from a few very dedicated members. (Id, happykillmore, etc.)

One day, angry at the groups lack of expansion under Derps authority, Id decided that he would leave and start another MG group, this started an arguement between Derp and Id's respective sympathisers. Jazz realising that a split would probably destroy the group we all loved opted to go inbetween. He started the 2nd MG "Melon Guardians" and invited Id and Derp to both join and all 3 would have their say in how the group could be run. Id happy with the idea joined. Derp was less so, seeing this as a betrayal refused to join. Jazz then went about convincing the old MG to join and also suceeded in inviting new but interested members to the new group. Soon the member count was over 70, and Derp seeing the expansion made a friendly pact with jazz and joined.

From here on modern MG was formed we rose quickly and gained members from everywhere most notably the Mogz community, to whom we are firm friends.

At the height of MG's prowess the MG Admins groups was started to which Admins and dedicated members we allowed to join. It was here out signature Friday Night Events started.

To Conclude this group has a rich history and many memories of fond times, it would be a shame to let it slowly fizzle out of existence, so please help me in bringing MG back to its former glory.

Jazz

(This post is dedicated to some real friends I have made over the years while being head of MG.)

Stop. :(

lilguy — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 14:07:57 +0000

I am tired of seeing all these status updates on DayZ.
Vortex likes killing
Wakka likes hating vortex for killing
Derp likes his mountain dew
Snowball keeps on dying
I can't find you
Jazz doesn't have it yet
Been never plays
(MG) Lilguy like throbing purple cock

I like beans

PS. Poop

The call of the Mountain Dew (Part 2)

Big Tits Greg — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:57:32 +0000

A zombie burst through the doors and intantly broke both of derps legs, "NOOOOOOOO" wakka screamed, putting a bullit into the zombies chest. It was too late, derp was crippled. "Vortex" we both cried, "we need your help"!. Vortex being the most cowardly of the three cowered in a nearby bush, however the call of a fellow MG was just to strong to ignore. he screamed like a wild goose turkey, "Allah akbah" guns blazing and eyes red with a fury which only a cry for help from a fellow MG could produce. he stormed into the house. Wakka had also brocken his legs and was watching the door, eyes like a turtle whos shell had just been taken, fury and anger burning inside them. "quick help derp" he cried. Derp was now in serious condition, he was convulsing like a irish man who had just had one of his potatos stabbed in its heart. "its too late for him" votex cried, he is dead. "Take it" Derp rasped, "take the mountain dew". with one last breath he pulled the dew out from his pocket. "i cant" vortex cried eyes red from the bitter tears produced by the death of his comrade. "you must" and with that derp was gone. The decision was then made to kill themselves to keep the secret of the mountain dew, and also to respawn. years later, under very different circumstances, the three met again and went back to their resting place to retreive the mountain dew. the journey was then made back into electro. finally they had reached it, on top of the mountain dew, also known as the electro fire station. "cast it into the fire" wakka shouted to derp, "NO!" derp retorted. "I will take it and give it to our gracious leader Jazz" said Vortex, "NEVER!" derp shouted. Vortex grabbed a axe and sliced Derps head clean off. "vortex, NOOOOOO" wakka shouted. "Dont do it", "we can still destroy it", "im gunna repain the wall with your face" Vortex retorted. Wakka tried to run but it had been raining and the tiles on the roof where now as lubricated as (MG) Been's mums vagina. He slipped and with a thud hit the ground. "hahahahah" vortex laughed, "Now i will be the ruler of the melon guardians for once and for all". "NO" came the thunderous cry from the sky above him. Two outlines of both (MG) Snowball and (MG) Lilguy apeared through the green smoke. "fuck ive only got one makrov mag left, a flare, three bandages, a soda and a hatchet" "oooh a tree" he exclaimed. "Fuck off lilguy" the melon guardians shouted, "stop hogging voice chat". Snowball aproached Vortex, "cast it into the fire" he shouted, "never" Vortex said. sudenly there was the shout of what sounded like a rat like creacher. it was vortexes dog. Derp was furious and shanked the dog with a scredriver, all members of MG applauded. Snowball then Made the ultimate sacrifice and dragged Vortex and the mountain dew into the fire with him. The End

The call of the one Mountain Dew

Big Tits Greg — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:27:26 +0000

Once upon a time, there were three survivors. (MG) Derp, (MG) Wakka and (MG) Vortex. To start with, both Wakka and Derp decided to travel from electro over to Rog castle. And so the great journey began. Eventually, after arriving at Rog castle, they both decided to look around. They both found a few weapons and ammo and where both happy. Suddenly something changed within Derp, the call of the one "Dew". As if in a zombified trance and unable to control his limbs, he snuck down the stairs. At the bottom we both heard the cries of a nun and a small young girl, the young girl seemed to be carrying a bottle of soda. However this was not just any ordinary soda. This soda had been forged from the sweet nectar found inside the mountain of dewness. Both looking where for aid of morphine from Brocken legs and a crippled brain. "Help" they cried. "We are unarmed and looking for aid". Derp heard the cries, but ignored their pleas for help. The pull of the One Dew was just too strong. Derp pulled out his ak47. "NOOOOOOOOOOO" cried Wakka, but it was too late. Both the nun and the girl where dead. "What have I done" exclaimed Derp. Suddenly he saw it, the glint of green. The glint of a the one Dew. Quickly he hid it away from the watching eyes of Wakka. Suddenly, there were more footsteps below the tower. "Who goes there?" Derp enquired. In entered a pimp, dressed in aviator sunglasses. It was then, both Wakka and Derp realised he was one of them, vortex who brought with him a crossbow. A lot of negotiation and three bottles of lube later, the decision was made to make the journey together. A smoke grenade was thrown to mark this historic event. Derp then told us he possessed the Mountain Dew, the most powerful and rarest soda in the land of Dayz. Vortex told Derp to give it to him "do you not understand what this is"? He exclaimed, "This is the all-powerful dew!", "we must take it to our all-seeing and knowing leader of the melon guardians, (MG) Jazz". "NO" Derp exclaimed, "The dew is mine". "I co-founded the Melon Guardians and I deserve to take it". "Wait", the selfless and most awesome melon guardian exclaimed". "We need to work together or the One Dew will have succeeded in splitting us apart". They both realised how foolish and retarded they had both been, and realised that Wakka was truly a most brave and loyal fellow. "We must take the Dew to the place where it was formed". "The Dew Mountain, Twinned with electro". They all agreed and of they set. After some time they came across a cow, "wait guys" vortex shouted, let me shoot my bolt at this sheep". Both Derp and Wakka watched in awe as Vortex sent a bolt silently through the air, which then struck the sheep. The sheep then fell to the ground with a BAAAAAA. Vortex ran up to the sheep and proceeded to slide his penis into the sheep. let me tell you, that was a sight no man should ever see. "Vortex" we shouted, "what the fuck are you doing u dumb fuck?". "It’s the only way to keep warm in this harsh wilderness". He explained, "yeah but we could have just used these logs and matches" Derp said. After another short journey they came across another town. On the way over, Derp explained how his arse was itching, at which point it was suggested by 'cheesy bread' he should use some soap over the side channel. There aint no soap in the wilderness boy, was Derps reply. Vortex suggested Derp had worms and he should use Ovex to get rid of them. We then came up to a nearby town. Wakka suggested that there was not loot in the town, but Vortex, being the dumbass he is convinced Wakka to go into a small green house with only one exit to look for an m1911 for himself. Being the selfless one of the group, Wakka agreed to look inside. He found the M1911, but realised he had lead all the zombies to his location. A furious stand-off then ensued inside the house. More ammo was used up than a black man uses up in 5 minutes during a robbery. After some time, the heroic Derp jumped into the house through an open door. "Are you ok?" Derp shouted. "Derp look out behind you!” to be continued.

MG (vortex) mudered me for a mountain dew

Big Tits Greg — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 17:45:49 +0000

mass murderer (MG) Vortex went on a murder rampage. first he told me to heal derp to waste my bandages as some sort of sick fantasy. he then stabbed derp in the head with an axe, when interviewed by (MG) Wakka, he clamed he was "overcome with a mountain dew fury). after the interview, vortex then started to show worrying signs of rabies, foaming at the mouth and slitting wrists. eventually after some hours, he hungered (MG) Wakka's flesh, having seen the murderous glint in vortex's eyes, he tried to run away, however whist running away from him, he slipped and fell on a wet tile, a heroic death for such a hansome young man with a bright new future.

Derp is corrupt

lilguy — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 15:11:50 +0000

Stop him before he murders everyone