heavy sotel mat vkcae

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCaLaWH93SA&feature=related

I'd just like to say ♥♥♥♥ heavies ^_^

That is all.

That's not the worst part, the coffins OPENS UP and even MY DEAD DOG WAS SINGING ALONG WITH HIM

So I'm at a funeral and that fat bastard turns up and starts singing the funeral march happily. He then invites people TO COME SING WITH HIM. AND THEY DID.

So i was swimming the other day and this STUPID HEAVY goes IM COMINGGGGGGGGGG AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUMPS IN and now theres no water in my pool.

Idiot.

So the other day I was hosting my talk show on the radio, like any other day and as soon as we started taking calls from our listeners a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heavy calls and starts screaming YATATATATATATATATATATA for like 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes until I got so mad I couldn't take any more of his ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and screamed at the top of my lungs SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP JESUS ♥♥♥♥ on a live broadcast. Needless to say, my boss called me to his office and said YOU'RE FIRED.
AND THE HEAVY GETS YOUR JOB.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVIES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLQWrNAZ4xY&feature=related

MORTAL ENEMIY

ONE DAY I WAS IN MY OFFICE,AND THE PHONE RINGS,AND IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVY! AND THEN HE SAYS IM ORDERING A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIZZA THEN I SAY NO,AND HE MAKES A SOUND LIKE HE'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIMELF THEN TELLS ME HE'S GAY!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVIES.

heavys are bottom tier race along with mexicans,

Heavies have all the right to be here as any other racial group! I think you guys are all just close minded, bigoted fools. Our differences are what makes us so great. If you can't learn to deal with that, I don't know what to tell you, you BABIES!


\ / <--(poorly done heavy punch)
M> FEEST POWUR

We were having a moment of silence for the 6th anniversary of our friend paulo dying of a stray bullet from a police chase. only 25 minutes in the heavy just yells "POW, HAHA". It really cast a dark mood on the next 3 hours.

So I was having a nice dinner at a restaurant with my hubby when all of a sudden A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVY GETS UP FROM HIS TABLE AND STARTS FLIRTING WITH HIM..WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
Thankfully a nice gentleman in a suit tapped him in the back and told him to sit down.
He didn't get up after that.

SO LIKE, I WAS ALL BALLIN' AS A MEDIC, BUT MY POCKET GOT HIMSELF KILLED, AND I HAD TO HEAL THE HEAVY, AND GUESS WHAT? HE JUST STANDS THERE DOING NOTHING AND MAKES A "POW" AT THE ENEMY TEAM AND GETS US BOTH KILLED TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

♥♥♥♥ group filled with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complaining about pubs.

yesterday while i was having sex with my husband right when he was gonna climax he screamed out "Heavyyyyyyyyyy!!!"

can you believe this? not only has he corrupted my child but now he took my husband

I was reading a book a couple months ago, and I was really enjoying it. Plenty of twists that were completely unexpected and amazing. I was on the last chapter, the chapter with an infamous twist that I'd never read, when all of a sudden, a HEAVY BUSTS INTO MY ROOM AND SHOUTS THE ENDING AT ME. I WAS EASILY A 9/10 AS FAR AS ANGER GOES.

So I get on my rocket, ready to land on the moon, guess who's already on there doing flips and ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.

One time a heavy took the intel and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carried it all the way back to his base instead of dropping it for a scout. He had 450 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hp at all times because he had a buttmedic glued to him so of course he eventually made it

I HATE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.... oh wait...

One time a heavy killed my entire team but me cause I don't suck. I still won the round but it took like 10 minutes.

one time i was picking off solly's and demo's then heavies out of nowhere...nataschas everywhere+huge fps drop

One time I was at a decent resturaunt with a convincingly-enough female escort, as I go to eat my first taste of dessert ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ douchebag heavy out of nowhere spits on my food, asks if im gonna eat it now, then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ devours it. Took the ladyboy too. Really heavy?
Jerk.

this one time i was about to get a medic pick, then a natascha heavy shoots me from across map and slows me so i die to the meds needles. gg heavy

I WOULD'VE GOTTEN MORE KILLS THAN CHICY, BUT THEN A HEAVY CAME AND GAVE /HIM/ THE SANDVICH. THE FAT TARD.

the intelligence of a heavy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fWG__U0pDY&feature=player_embedded

There was this one time when I was playing sniper and I was shooting heads and such and then a heavy started spamming me with bullets from across the map and I had to ACTUALLY MOVE FROM MY SPOT. WOW, GG HEAVY. SO MEAN.

One time, I heard they were gonna get rid of the Heavy. Then I woke up ):<

I feel your pain brother :[

Then this other time I was going to get a cash triple airshot, like, so cash, but then, like, a heavy was there on my team, and, like, he shot the dude for 9 damage and killed him after only 2 airshots, when I wanted to get that 100 damage third airshot on him to reduce his 8 hp to 0. Heavies are lame.

This one time this heavy shotguned me. JK LOL HEAVYS ONLY USE NATACHSA!

I was playing soldier one day, and then I was like "Wow I'm slow, I'm going to die" and I died because of a Natascha-wielding heavy.

PLEASE SHARE YOUR TERRIBLE EXPERIENCES WITH HEAVY