Raise the banner of the CCCP! We want to pave the way to freedom for our effort of an alliance! We do not make brotherly pacts with Jews or non-cake/Larson alliance deniers because they falsify the the liberty certificate of our people. May you live under a false god? Must you live under Larson Oppression? Join the Cheesecake on the other side of the Volga River. May we liberate out nations under friendship and prosperity.

Slava CCCP

THE CHEESE CAKE WANTS YOU! FOR DER GRUPPEN AND CAKE!

First minute: Within the first minute an iron group was formed. It was a group that seeked glory.

Second minute: The CCCP gained followers from a group that our grand leader, Der gruppen, sought to create brotherly bond with our Larson brothers.

Five minutes of despair: The grand leader of the CCCP, Der Gruppen, forged a proposal of glory but the false prophet thought he could strike it down but the people could not have it and rose up with fire in their hearts and brought up the truth! We forged a new brotherly alliance tried by fire!

The last minute: The fires have died out, the drums of war stopped and when the smoke cleared and there stood Der Gruppen with peace and love in his eyes and might within his heart and the people loved him.

We must prepare for a war. THE FINAL WAR! It shall end with the triumph of our CAKE! May the mailed fist of the hoards of the Cheese Cake Volga Party stand up agianst this false prophet and it shall be a glorious krieg! Thoes who oppose us will be delt with as mere jackels! SLAVA CCCP!

as long as you stay pure to the true larson not the imposter

Does this mean that we must choose between groups, or may we be peaceful members of both?

We of the larson accept these terms and form the cheese-larson alliance. With larson as our guide w e shall crush those beneath us. Those groupds who belive themselves better shall be crushed beneath an iron boot. may our enemies tremble with fear before our holy armies! LONG LIVE LARSON! LONG LIVE THE CHEESE-LARSON ALLIANCE!

I AM CONVINCED! That those who oppose our great nations on each side of the river will hail with what we have created! A unified alliance of brotherly trust! Together we will ensure and safeguard the existence and purity of our two great groups bound together in a brotherly bond. May we all live long and happy lives in peace, glory, might, and prosperity!
Long live our cheesecake and Larson Motherland, built by the peoples mighty hand. United forever in a brotherly friendship tried by fire. This is a peoples dream that we must ensure for all generations to come. May this be their fortress secure to inspire the lands that we love. We may not blindly follow you as a god. We will follow you as a leader who loves and secures our existence and for that we will love you.

Long live our crimson Cheesecake banner shining in glory for all men to see. Whether Larson or cheesecake, may we all live in bond that shall form the mightiest of bulwarks. We are the mailed fist of cake. Let us join together in a peace and brotherly cheesy bond.

THIS BE MEH PLEAD TO YE LARSON

I think he is a prick.

thank you bagio

ALEX IS THE BESTEST PERSON EVER AND I LOOK TO HIM AS A ROLE MODEL AND FATHER FIGURE

oh. ok.

OH BOY

THERE ARE NOW

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