6. I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard: My whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to the glue. I never got in trouble for it because my whole class found it too funny to tell the teacher it was me.6. I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard: My whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to the glue. I never got in trouble for it because my whole class found it too funny to tell the teacher it was me.

8. Oh—semen: When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry, and he was my teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers skipping class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and come back to show them off. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see all of their junk.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE WWE SUPERSLAM

the aroma of Donald duck's steamy anus soothed what little tension I had left. his hot ♥♥♥ flowing down my back like a river of steaming hot pleasure cooked up from a volcano who's vibrations are capable of giving even angels brain-cell-killing-heaven-shuddering orgasms that render mortal ones nonexistent. EVEN NUNS!! EVEN NUNNS!!! I swallowed Donald's shaft like he commanded me, and sucked every ounce of his steamy moist love-- or so I thought. He put me on my hands and knees, and ordered me to spread my ass cheeks. I obey. I must obey. He inserts his monumental shaft into my tight anus, and orders me to say the phrase. I do "I like my hotdogs with buns Donald ♥♥♥♥.!" he then proceeds to bang me mercilessly, as my ass cheeks tear, I beg him to stop but to no avail. I scream in pain, as my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tears more and more. I feel like god has instructed my agony to explode as my pain turns into unbearable orgasmic activity. my ♥♥♥♥ is shooting ♥♥♥ out like its endless. my begs for him to stop turn into begs for him to keep going, which he did for the rest of the night. Thank you Donald duck. or should I say Donald ♥♥♥♥. I hope to see you again someday. I awake in my bed the next morning exhausted from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. there is semen everywhere. his ♥♥♥ was so warm & pure that to this day, I haven't cleaned my sheets. to this day it stays warm. I hope to see him again someday.

the aroma of Donald duck's steamy anus soothed what little tension I had left. his hot ♥♥♥ flowing down my back like a river of steaming hot pleasure cooked up from a volcano who's vibrations are capable of giving even angels brain-cell-killing-heaven-shuddering orgasms that render mortal ones nonexistent. EVEN NUNS!! EVEN NUNNS!!! I swallowed Donald's shaft like he commanded me, and sucked every ounce of his steamy moist love-- or so I thought. He put me on my hands and knees, and ordered me to spread my ass cheeks. I obey. I must obey. He inserts his monumental shaft into my tight anus, and orders me to say the phrase. I do "I like my hotdogs with buns Donald ♥♥♥♥.!" he then proceeds to bang me mercilessly, as my ass cheeks tear, I beg him to stop but to no avail. I scream in pain, as my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tears more and more. I feel like god has instructed my agony to explode as my pain turns into unbearable orgasmic activity. my ♥♥♥♥ is shooting ♥♥♥ out like its endless. my begs for him to stop turn into begs for him to keep going, which he did for the rest of the night. Thank you Donald duck. or should I say Donald ♥♥♥♥. I hope to see you again someday. I awake in my bed the next morning exhausted from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. there is semen everywhere. his ♥♥♥ was so warm & pure that to this day, I haven't cleaned my sheets. to this day it stays warm. I hope to see him again someday.

HIS BDAY IS THE 16TH. NOT 18TH