Dear faithful subjects,

I see your obnoxious jubilation yesterday caused no end of trouble for the Royal Guards.

This is something her royal highness will NOT tolerate.

You may have noticed already, but your precious little hooves are now firmly planted on the moon. I hope you weren't enjoying the beautiful sunshine I bring you every single day without question or fail with nary an ounce of praise or thanks, because it's gone now. Come to think of it, you don't even bring me flowers. That hurts my feelings.

Enjoy the moon dust. I've heard it's toxic. Try not to breathe too hard.

Your NOT Tyrannical, but Loving Overlord,
Princess Celestia

This is the beat of Vinyl Scratch.
This is the beat that will rid Equestria of Celestian tyrany.
This is the beat that will overcome all challenges against the one true führer.
This is the beat that will end the current era of poverty and rap with Celestia as the cause,
This is the beat that will free the brave ponies of the land and bring equality and peace amongst its citizens.
This is the beat that will reign SUPREME!
ALL HEIL VINYL SCRATCH!

As I march beside you, I have no fear: I am confident the night shall truly last forever.

This is an announcement! what is in it? nothing. i'm just wasting your time! FOR I AM EVIL! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!