LOOK i have made myself player of the week.... with a tiny steam rating.... lets work this out.

I would like to say grace over this stew: Good rice, good curry, good Buddha, let's hurry!

Now...enjoy your stew. Complaints about buckshot to squirrel ratio in the stew must be submitted (full description of complaint, signed, notarized, and in triplicate) to the County Judge.

O boy. That raccoon barely tried to dogde my tire- Now we can have squirrel stew and a racoon meat pie.

...and anything else we run over on the way to Wal-Mart!

I agree with SFM, for this is Louisiana, and here we say ♥♥♥♥ yes to eating squirrel.

Im the sheriff here and i say ♥♥♥♥ yes to squirrel stew.

Mise, that is inconsiderate to our inmates who pray to the Earth Mother. I would like you to formally apologize and sacrifice a squirrel to the Mother Deity to appease her rage.

Jailhouse Cook: Squirrely stew tonight sound good?

Can I be the prison minister?

Yes.

What am I? The Jailhouse cook?

I'm making you a deputy!!