Never forget

I win.

Small ♥♥♥♥.

Except I'm 15

Almost forgot, nope has a small ♥♥♥♥

i bed this text is written by broken

Well, interesting.

Lets talk about Nope his penis again.

look, mrlemoon is the new group player, something's weird though

Nope, dont deny the truth; We all know you dont have a penis.

Pretty sure Nopes penis isn't bigger then 2 cm

he plays tf2... enough said :p

Nope can you actually prove you're a man, beside telling us you have a OP Penis???

no thanks nope, if i see mine i'll know enough :P

and chaos is the queen of orange and nope still claims his penis is big :p

we are kings of orange :p

you're right that it's useless on cp_orange but on other maps i hate it

i don't dislike all of them :-D i love the pomson, piss rifle, soda poper, enforcer =-D

+ eureka effect is useless on cp_orange

and grumpy gills we forgot the eureka effect: lemme teleport to spawn when i'm hit

haha yea the sodapopper :-D gonna do that one too :-D

and choas you totally forgot the soda popper, noobs love the running crits

i defenitly won't ..........chaos is my choise

it will be investigated... chaos???

the pomson: this weapon will turn the user into a pumpaholic. what can be more fun then spamming infinite laserbeams? yes indeed, spamming laserbeams that reduce übercharge and cloak. Why do you have to see an enemy to shoot? just point your weapon at the point where you enemies have to pass and fire your laser of death and annoyances.

blue heavy: why didn't you pop your übercharge
blue medic: there was an engi with a pomson.
red engi: *win*

you forgot an item: the POMSON i've had the 'honour' to try it for a while. :-D

After investigating the phlogistonator i'm still wondering why noobs use this. Everyone knows noobs rely on random crits to get kills. Why would they sacrifice this?? unless they have a way to get the crit meter full without getting them self killed during their w+m1. I assume they use epic 1337 h4xes like critmeterbot to get the phlog crits.

^^

i'll let someone else investigate that :)

the backburner aka pyroknife (instant kill from behind)didn't take a lot of time to investigate as i immediatly noticed this flamethrower is for the pro's

the stealthy pyro among can use this weapon efficient. the epic pyro's that mastered this epic flamethrower only need to reflect 1-2 rockets for maximum effect and find it very rewarding that they do reflect kills with the backburner (for this reason they all buy this strange part for their strange backburner).

My conclusion: you have to be pro to use the backburner.

(this text was full of irony and sarcasm)

after some field research i can conclude the demobird is one of the most useless and noobiest loadouts. I'll update when i gathered some info about the other mysterious loadouts ( what makes them so attractive to noobs?)

ullapool caber is credit to team.
backburner= stock flamethrower, but with more airblast cost
sydney sleeper is a piss gun :U

picture is coming

hey everyone, this is just our little clan for the nice people who play on our server of orange,