https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

Ask me about my wiener!

I may act tough, but i got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them.

They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.

Sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine.

Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... plant your trees, watch them grow. If more people... valued home above gold... this world would be a merrier... place...

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

ELECTROLYTES ARE WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!