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I have good news and bad news...

big rat — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 21:48:08 +0000

Good news: THere hasn't been a Zombie apocolypse yet :D

BAD NEWS: We're not getting the medals due to a lack of turnout in 2 matches (and the MA one would have been fun :/)

well, you can only blame yourselves if you didn't turn up. And if you did turn up to BOTH thank the people who didn't :)

Thanks for Highlander

Jamie :D

PS: also balme me, my organisation was terrible...I just remembered

I should have said this earlier but...

big rat — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:20:50 +0000

I'd like to thank EVERYONE who took part in our team. you all made a MASSIVE difference in my life and I have made amazing friends :) I regret nothing and I love you all

If anyone else wants to say something please contact me and I'll put it up.

I also urge you all to join our new clan EMS, which will, soon be a great place full of team chats and much moe, just like in highlander itsself. If you would like a invite please ask either me, Mother, hex or Triple :D

Thanks for everything guys and i love you all

Jamie :)

Clan Name?

big rat — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 06:59:56 +0000

Do we have one? Yes
Are we going to tell you yet? No

Have a nice day :D

Dauqs

big rat — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 22:35:47 +0000

Dauqs WTF are those? Wait till tomorrow to find out ;)

CLAN NAME VOTE

big rat — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:00:02 +0000

YOU WILL HAVE 24hrs TO VOTE

You have 2 choices:

Will Troll for Food (WTF) -
OR
Grizzled Mercenaries of War(GMW)

THIS CLAN NAME WILL BE FOR EVERY GAME ALL OF YOU PLAY

Thanks and vote in the comments. Any Comments insulting the other name will be deleted although your vote wil still be counted.

Thanks

WILL TROLL FOR FOOD: 5 votes

GRIZZLY MERCINARIES OF WAR: 3 votes

and so the war begins

THE KEYSTONE KOPS vs METAMORPHIC AVENGERS and THE KEYSTONE KOPS vs AO HIGHLANDER

big rat — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:12:16 +0000

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, YOU MUST READ FULLY

First of all I'd like to thank all of you who turned up for our game vs The Hedgehogs. They were total Dicks and everyone was getting annoyed. But I thankyou for putting up with them. I have nearly submitted all of the results.

Next, we have 2 games:

THE KEYSTONE KOPS vs AO HIGHLANDER

This is on 17th OCTOBER @ 6PM Highlander (4PM GMT, 1PM EST, 10AM PST, 9
8PM EET)

MAPS:

CP_DUSTBOWL
CP_GRANARY

THE KEYSTONE KOPS vs METAMORPHIC AVENGERS

This is on 16th OCTOBER @ 9PM Highlander (7PM GMT, 2PM EST, 11AM PST, 9PM EET)

MAPS:

PL_BADWATER
CP_GRANARY

IF WE LOSE ANY ONE OF THESE GAMES WE ARE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally PRACTICE

Wow, everyone scared of this word? cause no-one goes near the chat wehen we say it. we have 2 GAMES at the end of this week. They will decide wether we go through or not. And to be honest, I think we NEED to go through. I want to stay with all of you, at least for a little longer.

SO, EVERY PRACTICE THIS WEEK IS MANDATORY. IT WILL LAST AS LONG AS POSSIBLE AND I HAVE EVERYONE TO BE THERE FOR A HOUR A DAY.

I ALSO WANT YOU TO PRACTICE ALONE FOR 1 HOUR PER MAP A DAY

If you don't, we're going to chuck you out so you will NEVER get a medal.

Okay? everyone motivated / scared Shitless by the exessive use of caps lock? good.

New management

VB-92 — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 15:26:53 +0000

Ok I need every one to practice at least once this week !
You will drag the team down if you don't get your ass in a server on Granary or Dustbowl with at least 4 team members .I don't care if you play alone ,I don't want to see you practice your aiming skill (you can do that on your own time) ,I want to see you practice on working as a team!

New things : I decided to make a little "List of disappointment" every time you do something stupid like miss the entire week of practice or miss one of the main matches ,you get a "strike" against you. After you get 3 of this "strikes" you will find your self off the team . This list will be reset every 2 weeks (Because I know alot of you are big slackers) for now.
At the end of the week I'll post a announcement called "The Wall of Shame" ,if you find your self there ,You are officialy one of the guys draging this team down to hell.

I don't want to hear any of your "Oh I can't make it because I have a problem that day".You make time ,you just make sure to clear 4 hours for the The main matches and one ATLEAST ONE God damn practice round !
Just think "On sunday I can't have any thing going on starting from 9:00 PM and 12:00 PM (this goes for me)" and clear any thing else you have planned for that exact time.

Results of Last night, what went on and more

big rat — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 12:37:02 +0000

RESULTS:

The Keystone Kops [TKK] vs The Hedgehogs

: 1-1

The Keystone kops won the first map (dustbowl) with a amazing final cap. There was 2 mins left and SOMEHOW Mother managed to cap the point with all of the other team there. We shouted and screamed so much that half of our team got a command overflow.

Then it came to upward: The Hedgehogs won that with all 4 caps to 2 caps from us. There were many reasons for this. One of these is that we had been waiting for around an hour for them to get 9 players. Which made everyone angry and regeful. Another reason is that we didn't practice upward at all. The last reason I can think of is that in upward we didn't have our correct engineer which would have leped a great deal, though I thank JCade for helping us out.

PLAYERS:

Unfortuantely Piffle has left us, as with all of us he was very angry with how this tournament has been set out and very angry with the Hedgehogs. But he decided to put himself before everyone else and left without warning. We have lost a very good Team player, Team mate, Tactition and most of all, Heavy.

We are hoping to get him back as, I'm sure you would agree, everyone who was there thought of giving up.

WARNINGS:

For making us wait for almost an hour The Hedgehogs have been given a warning. Both teams have been given a minor warning for ot being able to provide a Steam ID printscreen.

WHO WAS THERE:
we had:

Scout: Mother
Soldier: William Frost
Pyro: Habboi
Demoman: Jamie7996
Heavy: Piffle
Engineer: Triple AD
Medic: Hex
Sniper: Waffles
Spy: Jerry

Merc: JCade

PROMOTED

Triple AD has been promoted to Main engineer for being a great...engineer! :D Congrats!

Sgt. Waffles, after getting all of those kills and making a great effort is now our MAIN Sniper. In upward he carried the whole team with kills and got 15 Headshots in 1 life! and with this quote, I say Congrats! "I dont want to brag but I'm fucking experienced at this game"

Mother is now our Main Scout due to many reasons:
1. He has better times
2. He can scout cap REALLY well
3. He is more reliable
4. He is more involved with the team

So we congratulations To mother!

Obviously because of this, Lincon is now our top-priority secondary scout.

Thanks for the great game and I'm EXTREMELY grateful for all who came :D

Lets congratulate all of those people! :D

Also Hex Aston is now First in command .Any and all bitching can be directed to him.

Reminder of whats happening today:

big rat — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 09:52:43 +0000

Okay, so things have changed, we are now doing this:

6PM GMT/ 10AM PST/ 1PM EST - The Keystone kops vs The Hedgehogs

8PM GMT/ 12PM PST/ 3PM EST The Keystone Kops vs The Metamorphic Avengers

We will be playing these one after the other so PLEASE DO NOT LEAVY AFTER THE FIRST GAME

Thanks and I'll see you all there :D

Team for The Keystone Kops [TKK] vs The Hedgehogs [TH]

big rat — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 15:17:54 +0000

Scout - Lincon
Soldier - WIlliam Frost/The Runner
Pyro - Habboi
Demoman - Jmaie7996
Heavy - Piffle Bunny
Engineer - Your Mother
Medic - Hex Aston
Sniper - Swift-Winged Death
Spy - Jerry

Stand-in 1: Triple AD
Stand in 2: Sgt. Waffles
Stand in 3: SmurftYours
Stand in 4: Donald

Merc 1: Damort
Merc 2: Forever Soldier

PLEASE DO NOT RELY ON THE STAND INS, BE THERE.

PLEASE COMMENT TO SAY THAT YOU WILL BE THERE