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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Linus — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:04:42 +0000

I, in name of Keyboard Cat, wish you all a happy new year :)

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HOME

Linus — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 20:18:30 +0000

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT PARTYING LIKE ME

ow8

Apologies for the previous announcement...

Morefine — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:44:49 +0000

...it seems that our beloved Linus has been sniffing too much cat piss. Feel free to post your random shit here. Our members are very warm and and soft inside.

Dont let me fall asleep

Linus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 21:28:27 +0000

NOT. YET.

Merry Christmas, and a message to everyone...

Linus — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:31:42 +0000

Merry Christmas everybody!

Many might wonder; how was this group even created. And why. (Okay, I lied; nobody cares most likely... but hey, it's Christmas).

It all started on a nice summer evening, at the end of July. Me (Linus) and my dearest Sister-friend (Morphine) were always big fans of cats, so it was bound to happen that one of us would set KB Cat as our steam avatar. I done it first, and Morphine soon copied my deed, as she found the avatar to be rather... successful at making people laugh.

You'd think that's it, but no. The REAL backstory of this fascinating group is even more twisted and adventurous.

We loved the avatars, and we wanted to get into competitive TF2. So, our idea was simple; make a KB-Cat 6v6 team. This group started off as a private group(on Aug 2, 8:25 PM GMT), but given our inability to recruit a proper team and/or to get even started, a few days later, we gave up, and opened it to the public.

The original KB Cat roster:

Linus (Soldier/Scout)

Morphine (Medic/Soldier)

MikeW (Medic)

ALX (Soldier)

Billykins (Demoman)

Special thanks to them, and of course, thank to you all for keeping this group alive. While there are several KB Cat groups on Steam, this one is the most populated, and that's beacuse of YOU. THANK YOU ALL.

Some dropped out, some were.. *ahem* "forced" to drop out; but we are growing, my friends. Sharpening our claws to become the #1 Steam group. But why stop there?

Afterall...

Together, we're unstoppable.

Merry Christmas!

Victory is ours.

Linus — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:40:01 +0000

Yes my dears, yes.

Enjoy the update, and the bonus item. For the Soldier.

Maybe you'll even get to meet Keyboard Cat on a server. Who knows...

Be Ye Soldiers of Valour

Morefine — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:38:00 +0000

· Brothers and Sisters of the Keyboard Cat Society, I speak to you as your leader in a solemn hour for the life of our favourite class, of our favourite multiplayer game, and above all, of our beloved feline hero. Our tremendous battle against the one-eyed beast is slowly coming to its demise, and only one hour to go, they are slowly closing the gap. Ladies and non-ladies, we simply cannot allow this to happen. In the name of Keyboard Cat and all things almighty, we shall get this unlock no matter what.

The past few days we have kept a strong lead over the Demomen, and it is our duty to keep this lead all the way to the end. Demomen are very tenacious; a mixture of scrumpy and potassium chloride flow through their veins. As I speak, more and more of our comrades are brutally gibbed by the dirty camping bastards.

This is our final day, and by God and the Cat himself, make it count.

THE WAR IS NOT OVER YET.

Linus — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:18:39 +0000

YOU MUST FIGHT. IF YOU ARE A SOLDIER, THEN FIGHT HARDER, BEACUSE THE DEMOMEN ARE CATCHING UP. IF YOU ARE A DEMOMAN, LET SOLDIERS KILL YOU, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU WANT SOLDIERS TO WIN.

IF DEMOMEN WIN.... KEYBOARD CAT WILL BE.... VERY.... VERY..... VERY DISAPPOINT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? FIGHT!!!!! THERE ARE STILL A COUPLE OF HOURS LEFT! GO!

Pick a side.

Linus — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:31:05 +0000

Soldier or Demoman? Well, the choice is yours, but you should know that Keyboard Cat and the admins of the KB Cat group *ahem* prefer the Soldier.

So choose accordingly, or else...

Our new player of the week

Morefine — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:35:28 +0000

Many thanks to Yachi, for bringing our member count up dramatically. She earns a shiny KB-Cat badge.

As consolation, cake and grief counselling is available from your nearby Keyboard Cat confessional.