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This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian who wants to build a wall

you're right, it's just that i secretly want to suck ♥♥♥♥♥. so it really bugs me to see it on the tv so much now. sigh. in the 90s, you'd hardly ever see a gay person on t.v., and now, they're every where. and i'm just like, come on. my face.

i see thsi ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rpely everywhere to every single ocomentr i see, it's tridiculous. you think youre original? youkepep doing this ♥♥♥♥? every time i see a godd comennt i know your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reply will be there. its not original, youre not funny, youer not impressing anybody apart from drooling jmouthbreathbreathjing idiots in theses parts of reddit. oh look at me i made a comments "careful reddit doesnt like common sense" lmaol look at me arent i funny? no youre not go fck yourself you unoriginal ♥♥♥♥♥. yiu are the sole reason fro suicide and the world htaes you you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anus yiu have ruined reddit, people loike you ewho think theyre funny but theyre not. cut it out before i do the same do your heart.

What the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you just cook for me? I'll have you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KNOW that i graduated from the top at the Pasta Critic Academy and i've been involved with numerous Italian restaurant raids. I was trained by #THE no.1 pasta critic Luigi Guini the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ third. This, THIS is L I T E R A L L Y the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pasta I have ever E V E R eaten in my entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIFE. Did you hear that? THE WORST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PASTA I HAVE EATEN IN MY LIFE. Do you know what that means? It means that the pasta you half assed for me today is worse than actual steaming bird S H I T sitting in a pot full of rotten ass spaghettio's that you got from cousin Vinnie who streams on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TWITCH for a living. Next time at least ATTEMPT to fix me something good you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEGENERATE. Thank you very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.

I sexually Identify as Waluigi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing tennis like my hero. People say to me that a person being Waluigi is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having liposuction. From now on I want you guys to call me "WA" and respect my right to dress in a purple shirt and denim overalls. If you can't accept me you're a WAphobe and need to check your italian privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

can we f**** have the teacher killed holy s*** do I want to beat the s*** out of that teacher she deserves to f**** die like oh my f**** God she should have never taught them to f**** sing that s*** for choir needs to f**** go to hell and die oh my f**** god that is pissing me off right now I f**** hate the world because of that it's ♥♥♥♥ like this that upsets me the teacher needs to die she needs to die and she needs to go to hell and then after that she needs to learn and understand why she went to hell it's because of the fact that she taught her students this song

Alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ this imma applaud to you with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hands up, I'm not starting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥. This stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ justice, our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ righteous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, Alex, is doing this ♥♥♥♥. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god i'm gonna jumpcut Yo, everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥". Just type in the chat "alex is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥". ♥♥♥♥ him, ♥♥♥♥ him.

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to JOKERS to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. at least on the internet no one can tell that i'm a dog and give me ♥♥♥♥ for it, but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

✌🌸hai. I'm a crazy muthaf"ka, and I'm Ice Cube. I guess you wanna know about me, huh? well I'll give you the basics, I'm called off, I have a sawed-off, I squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off, I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope, umm i smoke a lot of muthaf"kas like it ain't no thing, and i love 8-ball. I'm really crazy and I'm sort of an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.haha sorry.not really. I just need friends. My kik is crazymofo. (with the period at the end) add meh if you want. Or on snapchat: REEEN or skype: mcRen. I'm also in a gang so if you don't like that then f"k you. Baii.. GS ONLY!!!(15-18) NOT F"KING SUCKA!!!! send a live pic too baiiii 🌸✌

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky my main is locked because Russians tried to hack my precious, Now I can't go back and I'm unable to reset the e-mail because its a very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ old one and I can't get in, But still, You won't get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ away with this ♥♥♥♥, You know what a waifu is, Right? She's my laifu and without laifu, I can't live, That's why I won't forgive you for this ♥♥♥♥, If you didn't call my waifu trash ♥♥♥♥ like this would have never happened, But you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and now I'm DOXing the ♥♥♥♥ of you and I'm doing prank calls with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ name, Think more before talking ♥♥♥♥ about my waifu, But you didn't so I ordered 100 dakimakuras for you, And YOU will pay it, You will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regret this.

my fnaf rap
YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chica all day long, With a hudge dong, And den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

Guess what: I'm a woman
I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ YOU. You know nothing about Pokémon. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amateur to me. You know bat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ about Pokémon. You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing to me. You are a level one Pidgey sitting in the first wild grass just sitting on his ass sucking ♥♥♥♥, doing nothing with his life. I have traveled across the land searchingfarandwidetoshowthePokémonthat'sthepowerthat'sinside. And I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONE. I'M DONE.

Hey guys I masturbated for the first time ever today and it felt amazing. All my family say masturbation is wrong, but today I decided to become a man and masturbate for the first time in my short life. The hardest part afterward though would have to be cleaning up, how do I get rod off the stains? How do I stop it from going everywhere? Will my parents be angry if they catch me doing this? Will it really cut of circulation to my penis? Can I get STDs from masturbating? Thanks anyone who tells me, you will be giving a me a new hobby for spare time or at least be warning me of this hobby's dangers.

God, you are just the worst. The hatred was ironic at first but now you've just gotten your friends to rank on an otherwise cool OTer who easily supported and helped the community. All other joke insults aside, streets, stick to the regular neckbeard x-treme troleng acts you usually do. It's like when a 4channer talks about how he hates his classmates - nobody cares, happens everyday. But then he shoots his up his school. You just insult people, whatever. But now you've insulted someone with a disability so much to the point that he just straight-up left, and instead of just saying ' oops ' or something ironc and stupid as per the usual you've decided to get you and your friends to call him a 'dumb bimbo'. New low even for someone who didn't even fit on the bar in the first place.

When I lived in Japan, after a long buk sesh, we would peel the dried ♥♥♥ of the girl's face and try to get the biggest piece without it breaking or crumbling. To liven things up, we'd wager a little money on who could get the biggest ♥♥♥ scraping. Well, this one guy was kind of a jerk and always bragging, so I bet him 500,000 yen that I could get a bigger scraping than him, just to shut him up. So we're peeling and peeling and laying the pieces out, and a few of my pieces are bigger than this guy's biggest piece. Then this guy starts peeling off a huge piece, easily twice the size of any piece I had peeled, and when he finally gets it off the girls' face, it looks like an exact silhouette Mahatma Gandhi.

For a moment, we're kind of sitting there, looking at it, and I get the sense that we're sort of examining what we're doing with our lives. There was onece this man named Gandhi who fought for people's freedom using the principles of nonviolence, and we're peeling jizz flakes off a hooker's face. How had we fallen so low? Plus I was about to lose 500,000 yen. Suddenly, this guy let's out a giant cry of existential sorrow as the full realization of how he has wasted the brief, precious gift of life, and as he cries out, his breath blows across the piece and breaks it apart into like five little pieces. I forget all about my momentary introspection because I realize I've won. I walked away with 500,000 yen that day, but can't help but feel that I came close to winning something much larger.

♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied!

Tacos... Chimichangas... Tamales... Enchiladas. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Tamale Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four foods, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a burritobender named Juan. And although his burritobending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Juan can save Mexico.

When I was 15 year old at home in bathroom I am scroll my Penis Skin slowly but first time that time is so not scrolling I try it slowly then little blood from Foreskin when scroll First time then after some day I looks to s so I ups & down Foreskin then Then First time Sperm not coming but then slowly its come sperm.. {but I never sex with Girls In real life } & now sometimes Sperms automatically so many times comes in Night If Thinks Sex when I was sleep & if watching Porn .

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ♥♥♥♥♥? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

I, Bernie Sanders, am here to say today that I will obliterate any Hot Cheetos I find in front of me. Some say this makes me a madman, I believe it makes me American. Thank you and good night.

Part 8:
Naturally I snatched the pube like Smeagol and his precious, and to this day it occupies a special spot in my wallet, going around with me everywhere i go as a romantic reminder of what true love feels like- that love is everywhere, all around us, and inside all of us, and sometimes all that it takes to realize said love is an ungodly bowel movement and a lonely forgotten pubic hair.

Part 7:
And as quickly as it began it was over, and she flushed, and washed, and was gone. I try not to get hung up on women too badly so I told myself she'd be out of my life forever. Barely holding back tears, I took one nostalgic glance into her stall, just to solidify the memory forever, when I realized that upon the toilet seat was a spiky black pubic hair.

Part 6:
I perched on a toilet like a crow to hide my hairy ankles and crocs so no lady would see me in their domain. Almost immediately, the concerto of her bowel movement graced my ears. Toccata and Fugue in ♥♥♥♥ Minor- an artful evacuation of the rectum. Sensual yet gripping: it sounded like she was making fart noises with her mouth, but I could detect the verisimilitude. It was sublime. I conducted my typical stealthy masturbatory symphony, relishing in the stench reeking into my stall from hers. It was 8 or 9 minutes that felt like an eternity and I still can't hide in womens' restrooms without wistfully remembering that great day.

Part 5:
So I posted up like a military sentinel on a bench in her ac building where i knew she had class. the first few classes were futile- would my darling ever piss? was she a camel? alas, it took a few tries but on the third or fourth day of waiting i caught her slip out of class towards the women's restroom. i buried my head in an book and let her pass. then as soon as she went into the bathroom i hobbled over at full mast, glanced around like a perverted priest in an orphanage, and slipped furtively into the bathroom.

Part 4:
Well, as i said before i am a man of diverse sexual tastes and after the first few times i saw her wandering across the causeways between our buildings and my subsequent masturbating in janitorial closets i decided to step it up a notch. by that point i already had memorized her class schedule, at least in the building next to mine, so i knew where she was at most given moments. THIS is where i thought to maybe do something like OP here did, like pretend like i'm in her classes and that we're compatible and whatnot, but then i realized i'm not the best looking guy and she might remember me from the store and i should probably just stick to my normal technique of hiding in the women's restroom and masturbating to the sounds they made on the toilet- something I've done since early teenagehood and something I've mastered.

Part 3:
anyway back to the story at hand. My Aphrodite was obviously a student at the university so i found her on facebook and quickly realized that her profile was wide open, meaning i could see all of her statuses and photos- every update. it's not stalking because it's public information anyway and whatnot. so i had her receipt, i found her on facebook, and it began quite innocently, like i was just masturbating to her swimsuit photos three or four times a day but then i realized that i TA in the building right next to where her major classes were. so i began to pay attention to her status updates, hoping to catch when she'd be in the building. not for any nefarious purpose, I just wanted to see if i could maybe track her down like a wild sow or something and pretend like i was nigel thornberry.

Part 2:
of course i kept a copy of her receipt. I usually did that anyway with hot girls so I could look them up on facebook and masturbate to their photos- it's a university town so it's easy to narrow down students and if I have their full name it's cake. the best was when girls were buying underwear. or the ones who were clearly uncomfortable going to a male cashier with their lingerie and were awkward and all that with me but i just put on a smile and pretend it's fine and thanks to my photographic memory i could go home and masturbate relishing in the thought that i knew exactly what they would be wearing.

Part 1:
I've done something like this. Basically I am a man of voracious sexual appetite combined with the fatal character flaw of falling in love with every woman who pays me the least bit attention, so one day at work a random girl came in and made delightful small talk with me in a way that really excited my roosevelt and naturally I decided that i would try to get her to love me, but once she left I realized i'd probably be better off watching from afar before i try to make any move.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I love ABBA. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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Oh neptune was the last words uttered into Tango's radio. They were hit with 5x76 bullets. Squidward barely made it out but he was hunted in the jungles of north vietnam, the heartland of the NVA. It wasn't like mideast bikini bottom where he played in the forest with his brothers. This was a jungle, strange bugs, strange animals, strange plants and violent people. He wanted to go home. He'd wanted to go back to being irritated with spongebob but that would be too long.

Bikini Bottom... ♥♥♥♥; I'm still only in Bikini Bottom... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the pineapple under the sea. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to Sandy, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into that pineapple. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this Krusty Krab, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the seaweed, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter...

Religious people suck, atheists suck, agnostics suck, furries suck, bronies suck, MLP sucks, the US sucks, Canada sucks, dogs suck, cats suck, anime sucks, Japan sucks, Spongebob sucks, Minecraft sucks, Stephen Hawking sucks, Einstein sucks, TF2 sucks, Steam sucks, Pokémon sucks, money sucks, ice cream sucks, Jersey Shore rules, Justin Bieber rules, One Direction rules, Pewdiepie sucks, Tobuscus sucks, Markiplier sucks, Europe sucks, dragons suck, Windows sucks, oxygen sucks, organs suck, arteries suck, Terraria sucks, pizza sucks, Coca Cola sucks, McDonalds sucks, Burger King sucks, KFC sucks, trees suck, chocolate sucks, music sucks, wrestling sucks, women suck, men suck, gays suck, lesbians suck, democracy sucks, freedom of speech sucks, 'The Interview' sucks, YouTube sucks, commenting sucks, MassOreoKiller sucks, fapping sucks, sex sucks, Hitler did nothing wrong, Starbucks sucks, coffee sucks, soda sucks.

I’ve been thinking and remember in the season 2 of Spongebob, episode 22b, Bossy Boots, when Pearl remakes the Krusty Krab and makes it hip and she wants Spongebob to serve salads but he doesn't know how to make one? and Spongebob, confused, asks himself the now iconic question; “what the heck is a sal-ad?". Well, in season 1, episode 10a, “Culture Shock”, (24 episodes later), Mr. Krabs hosts a talent show and at the Krusty Krab’s free SALAD BAR, people start throwing tomatoes at Squidward. How could Spongebob claim to have no prior knowledge of salads or what they are or how to make them or even know how to pronounce the word if Mr. Krabs has had a salad bar in the restaurant since almost day one? This all fits in with my theory that Mr. Krabs is a sith lord who’s been messing with Spongebob’s mind, periodcally erasing his memories and taking advantage of his naivete in order to gain a foothold on the public of Bikini Bottom through spongebob’s fry cook skills!

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How about ordering one next time ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What a broke ass crybaby with nothing to drink in his own fridge. Walk down or even drive a boat to the nearest corner store and go buy one douche bag. "Ohh where's my drink? Boo hoo my drink" it's all around you loser, JUST INHALE! What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You order from the Krusty Krab (a restaurant that primarily serves BURGERS), request a pizza, and somehow they make one. You should be lucky you were even able to get a pizza, let alone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drink. SpongeBob rode on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOULDER to get this pizza delivered to you, and you cry about a damn drink. This guy should be permanently banned from ever showing his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face in SpongeBob ever again. What an ass swipe.

If you don't know how to pronounce it, you can go ahead and call me Abba. I'm a 19-year old Youtuber. I love anime, hentai, coffee, ice cream, eating, shopping, streaming, and music. I feel like a prince most of the time; I don't care what most people think or say about me. It really doesn't bother me or get to me unless I care about them a lot. Doesn't make me mean or tarrasqueless :)
A few tips about me:
• I have a couple mental disorders but WHATEVER (wow what an opening line)
• I'm like, half Australian, half Japenese. I'm proud of both :D
• English is my first language but you can speak to me in Japenese if you want
• Send me hentai because I love hentai, mainly ♥♥♥♥ girls

Im obsessed with Abba, i like Abba more than anyone else in my school, province, country, continent, AND THE WORLD!!!! I like Abba 99999999999999x more than your guys' kids. My subreddit /r/minicowcake ;) is completely dedicated to Abba. My LIFE is completely dedicated to Abba. I know almost everything about ABBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABBA! ABBAAA!! ABBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモールｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティーｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブルｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ (ｃｈｏｒｕｓ: ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ) ｍＭＭＭＭＭＭ ピングモールブル НＯ０ОଠＯＯＯＯＯОଠଠＯｏｏｏＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ メキシコシティー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ

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|----Mr. Krabs is in there------|
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My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me. The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother) so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot

Hello i'm 9 years old I might get a Skype account but i'm not sure. I have a sister and i'm her brother, you might know me as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I have some ranks on some other servers and I help people on the server that I have donated to. I have tried to apply for one, but they would not accept me because they are some pf the bigger Minecraft server like Hive and Wubcraft. I haven't donated because I want to save my money for things that I want to get for my Youtube like Adobe Photohop, ect. And remember i'm 9 so I don't swear. I'm also sorry if my grammer or spelling is a bit off and remember i'm only nine years old. One of the reason I would like to be a mod is because, I just want t help people. I'm a very nice kid at school and I a A+ student. I hope you will respawn to this post soon and thanks for the great server. Keep up the good work.

This is the parent of the Minecraft user. How dare you curse at my child? Number one, I watch her play on Minecraft and she was NOT hacking. As she stated her computer lagged and caused it to appears so. Also, her grandmother was dying and DIED today. She was not using that as an excuse.. she was upset over the ban and her grandmother. She tried to reasonably address the ban and appeal. She is not the one who stooped to the juvenile behavior of cursing. She uses Minecraft as an escape and was on to get her mind off her grandmother. Then she has to deal with a bunch of pimple-pocked face geeks that live in their mother's basement because they have no life outside of a little Minecraft server.
Oh.. and if don't think I know what I'm talking about regarding servers/hacking.. I have my MBA in IT Management and work in Engineering. I KNOW what I'm talking about…
Grow up and get a REAL Life and JOB.