Ive read about some magical trees in my time. Theres this one that glows and melts away all the frost from this secret city (Book Refererance because im a nerd)

when gaben is not looking

Uh.... yeah this tree doesn't look magical at all from what i'm looking at, it just a tree

Ok im going to do stuff now? When will we do the sacrafice to the tree?

yus

Yeah same breh, nothing interesting though besides triggering people

dwt

yeah Same here? Why am I invited to this Cult

ive dissapeard to and i just felt like doing sht so im doing sht

"hellbenders"

So, why invite me? I havent even talked to most of my friends yet after being gone for some time, random rage inducing life i'm with standing

; o ;

"have fun"

"magical tree"

Why is this a thing? I accept it but I mean Is it sorta like the Burning Bush? Like is it that type of magical tree?

with your inhumane sacrifice

the tree is pleased

Lel, had the same idea m8

Okey i guess, will this "Magical Tree" accept my juice from within?

Hitla

Hail

Ya, thats the thing, what the purpose of this group besides praising a "Magical Tree"?

and you can masterbait in pub chat if you want kek

dwt

its not a tree
its a magicall tree

Okey breh, ive been invited into this group, asking why? Well appearently the Treeees or Tress i call em because i make mistakes fer dayz, Eh..... i don't like trees, i like bushes so i can do some wacky business if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)