And normally the first thing I say to my comrades is "Hey guys how's it goin!".
Well one of my comrades decided to ask me today "Hey dude you like chainsaws?". I was like yeah dude what's up man?
He's like "I chain-SAW yo momma getting hit up last night ÆÆÆÆÆ!"
I SAID WHY WOULD YOU AAASK ME THAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Cyberstan greatest planet of all worlds
All other planets are run by little girls.
Cyberstan number one exporter of titanium!
All other planets have inferior titanium.
Cyberstan home of the Factory Strider it's length twenty metre and hight fiteen metre.
Gatling system a marvel to behold it removes 80 percent of Helldiver scum.
Cyberstan,Cyberstan, you very nice place, from plains of Vindematarix Prime to northern fence of Tarsh.
Cyberstan, friend of all except Super Earth, they very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Cyberstan, industry best of all worlds, we invented Hulks and the Devastators.
Cyberstan, soldiers cleanest of all systems, unlike of course Super Earth's.
Cyberstan,Cyberstan, you very nice place, from plains of Vindematarix Prime to northern fence of Tarsh.
Come grasp the mighty chainsaw of our Berserkers, from junction with the saw chains to back of its housing

The Helldivers are b*tch-a** motherf**kers, they pissed on our f**king planet Cyberstan. That's right, they took their Super Earth-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly d*ck out and they pissed on our f**king planet, and they said Super Earths d*ck was "THIS BIG," and I said "01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01100111 01110101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111," so I'm making a callout post on my Cyberstan group: Super Earth, you've got a small d**k. It's the size of this terminid scavenger except WAY smaller. And guess what? Cyberstan will win this war.

That's right, baby. All Cyberstan, no Super Earth, no Helldivers — look at that, it looks like a star in a cog. They f**ked our Cyborg ancestors, so guess what, we’re gonna f**k the Helldivers. That's right, this is what you get: OUR SUPER LASER CANNONS!! Except we're not just gonna annihilate the Helldivers, we’re gonna go higher; WE’RE ANNIHILATING SUPER EARTH! How do you like that, Super Earth overlords?! WE’RE GONNA ANNIHILATE SUPER EARTH, YOU IDIOTS!

You have twenty-three hours before the laser D R O P L E T S hit the f**king civilians, now get outta my f**king sight, before I annihilate you too!