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FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SINCERALLY PROMISE I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT WILL BRING DISGRACE OR DISHONOR UPON MY GOD MY COUNTRY MY FLAG MY PARENTS MY SELF OR THE YOUNG MARINES THESE I WILL HONOR AND RESPECT IN A MANNER THAT WILL REFLECT UPON THEM AND MYSELF SEMPER FIDELIS
I haven't been in the Young Marines in 5 years and some how still remember that.
What's your
name, scumbag?
SNOWBALL
(shouting)
Sir,
Private Brown, sir!
HARTMAN
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! From now on
you're Private
Snowball! Do you like that name?
SNOWBALL
(shouting)
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well, there's one thing that you won't like,
Private Snowball! They
don't serve fried
chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in
my
mess hall!
SNOWBALL
Sir, yes, sir!
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
Onnnnnnnnnnnn-One!
Can't hear you!
Two!
Little Louder!
Three!
All together now!
Four!
Right Noow!
One!
What?!
Two!
What?!
Three!
What?!
Four!
What?!
One, two, three, four, United States Air Force.
Hoo! Hoo! Sir!
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
JROTC
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring shame to my half native-american japanese family, country, school, and most importantly, my waifu.
I am feeble and insignifigant,
I am the future of the Garry'smod roleplay aesthetic
I do not jerk off, eat or feel and will always be sad because my imaginary gf doesnt ♥♥♥♥ my balls out
I will always practice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I will work hard to improve my unrealistically shrunk peenie weenie
I will seek the mantle of cuckship to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on by stacy, to preserve and enflare the normie cuck beta way of life
May MSNBC give me the strength to be dissalusioned and kill my self at 32
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, country, school, and the corps of the cadets,
I am loyal and patriotic,
I am the future of the United States of America
I do not lie, cheat or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body
I will seek the mantle of leadership to stand prepared to uphold the rights of the Constitution and the American way of life
May God grant me the strength to live by this creed
(I typed this all out, my school's creed)