? KILL YOURSELF ?

Wiljayhay — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 01:48:33 +0000

do it

I killed my dad in cold blood.

Person — Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:07:03 +0000

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I have an announcement to make

Wiljayhay — Tue, 10 Nov 2015 05:13:13 +0000

Fallout 4 is out. I have an erection.

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? KILL YOURSELF ?

I killed my dad in cold blood.

I have an announcement to make