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rockBustaz 10 Dec, 2016 @ 4:38am

"Holy Roman Empire"

This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Holy", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Holy", it's name. But then thinking of "Holy", you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to ♥♥♥♥ with the Pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics.

rockBustaz 10 Dec, 2016 @ 4:38am

But then, the funniest is coming: "Roman". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Roman", it is called despite the fact that this "roman" body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot in it. A Germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves "Roman".

rockBustaz 10 Dec, 2016 @ 4:38am

And now, here is the end of the fun : "Empire". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An "Empire", a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fihgting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An "Empire" who will stay between Poland and France while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.

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