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My body lives, but my mind is long dead.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.
If your friend delete this comment, he hides that he is gay. Help him say "Its ok too be gay!"
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They were testing how different types of porn affect the distance the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ travels
The types of porn being tests consisted of gay, kid, and animal porn
Zannge #1 then whipped his ♥♥♥♥ out
And, of course, a magnifying glass
Zannge #2 then came outside, with a huge bucket of peanut butter that he was eating and rubbing around his ♥♥♥♥
(this had nothing to do with the experiment)
Zannge #1 then pulled up the kid porn, which confused Zannge #2, as the gay porn was the first porn being tested
"Hey! This not the one being tested! Gosh!"
Said Zannge #2
Zannge #2 then shoved his face in the bucket of peanut butter, and in a fit of rage grabbed Zannge #1's ♥♥♥♥
"Oh my gaaaaaaaaaash!!!!!" Said Zannge #1
"Stoooooooop!!!!"
Joe stared as Mr kunt penis magically rose upwards
Mr kunt turned around
His erect ♥♥♥♥ was huge
He Marched over, and removed Joe's hand from the drill press
Mr kunt then slid his ♥♥♥♥ through the hole in Joes hand
He started rubbing it up and down
Until his orgasmed
After the final drop of ♥♥♥ dripped out of his penis
Mr kunt slid the hand off his penis
And it magically healed
He walked into the woodshop, and saw Mr. Kunt sitting on top of the sander completely naked
Joe was confused and embarrassed, so he started stuttering and said "m-mr. Kunt..."
"I h-have to finish my project"
Mr kunt smiled, and told him to go right ahead
He then jumped off the sander, and his large, unerect ♥♥♥♥ swayed back and forth
Joe noted how beautiful the sight was
He then started puncturing holes into wood
Using the drill press
Then Mr kunt walked by, with his back turned to the student
Joe continued using the drill press, but was still drawn to the sight of the swaying penis
When Joe wasn't looking, he accidently stabbed the drill press straight through his hand
He screamed, and yelled for Mr kunt
Mr kunt's face lifted up