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      <title>Happy New Year!</title>
      <description>Hello Kitty wishes everyone a Happy New Year.  She wants everyone to enjoy the new year, as depending on how she feels, she may destroy the world in December of 2012 if she decides the Myan Calender is worth a shit.  At this point though, she does not intend to end civilization, as she has too much fun pillaging and causing chaos to humanity.  Most likely there will be sightings of her this New Years Eve, as she cannot resist debauchery, but if she is liquored up, dont piss her off!</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>Celebrations!</title>
      <description>September 3rd not only marked the anniversary of my immitation of &amp;quot;Paul Revere's Ride&amp;quot;, but it also Marked the first HKAC marriage!  Attending Rodney's wedding was rapper Pitbull, and also Kurt Russell.  Hello Kitty made a quick ride through Sedona for the reception, but couldnt stay, as she had work to do in Lybia.  By the way, /P also got an A in her chemistry class..........  I think Hello Kitty may be able to put her to work, now that she has proven proficient with explosives!  :-)</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 22:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>HKHumper = Player of Da Week</title>
      <description>After the long and difficult past week I had, it was time to nominate myself as player of the week.  Hello Kitty, in her infinite wisdom, advised me this was appropriate and not an abuse of power.  Besides, I think she may have been in Tucson last week, and at the Sports Bar on Thursday............ the events that took place seem to have her paw print on them, Apocolyptic Style!</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 04:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>Rodney is player of the week.</title>
      <description>Despite helping with the &amp;quot;wedding decorations&amp;quot; project his GF presented him, he still managed to play KF.  Dedication and will power........ he has it all!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>NEW PLAYER OF THE WEEK</title>
      <description>For excellance and dedication in Killing Floor, including cool screen shots w/PillowHumper in them, P. gets player of the week honors! &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;;-)</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 21:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>Osama Lama Ding Dong</title>
      <description>Bin Laden has been regulated, yes, exterminated and plucked like weed from the earth.   The Heavens opened up and a pale rider emerged, bringing death and destruction to the heathen............... Sounds like Hello Kitty's work.</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/HelloKitty_ApocolypseClan/announcements/detail/1118228130367093899]]></link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 01:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>BigBadaBoom gets player of the week</title>
      <description>BigBubba gave me a Hello Kitty mousepad on Friday..... enough said, he's player of the week!  LOL&lt;br&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 04:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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      <title>BEER OF THE WEEK</title>
      <description>Hello Kitty declared Bud Light is the official beer of the week.  Never one to turn down a good party, the Fifth Rider herself has done a beer run and shoplifted 4 cases of Bud Light from a Circle K.  Its going to be a good week.....    :-)</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 06:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>~PillowHumper~</author>
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