think he is high

lolwut

Hazard made it :D

Lies

meep?

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WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥

and who is the lord?

I got invited here why?

so ummm. hi?

So when's the ritualistic suicide?

And make a title. I want to make a website :3

No.. Keep going :D

Any questions about the Lord?

The next chapter in the Holy book: The creation of life, the naga, and cobra satan

1:1 Section 2: Thus the vast oceans were born and the Lord once again was free from imprisonment, However he found that the young Quel'thar's heat had not pierced through the First Earth's entirety, leaving the core and much of the ice upon the surface cold and solid. There was lands of dry ice and sloshy ice swamps. Incidentally this lead to the creation of the world's first item of sustenence, snow cones.

1:1 Creation of the First Earth: In the beginning the water's transcendence into existence invigorated the fabric of being inside of it, thus allowing it to maintain it's fluid form. However as the Eon's passed and the water began to revert into suspension as a result of the complete exhaustion of energy within the fabrics. The Serpent Lord found himself frozen in an orb of ice but not frozen in time in accordance to the laws of the new universe.
In an effort to restore balance a sequence of trial an error commenced. The Lord thawed a grand many into existence including a blow dryer, which required an electricity outlet, which he had not, hand warmers which he could not knead into activation as he was frozen, sexual arousal, which he found was only hot in the figurative sense and finally he conjured a great and invisible mass of heat which he called 'Quel'thar' known to us today as 'star' thus, the water upon the surface of the first earth was reinvigorated.

0:1 Creation of the Creator: Beyond the fabrics of reality in a realm of suspended animation exists everything. Everything is frozen in ice. Time is non-existent. Has'Harath the Serpant Lord of Ice thawed himself, bringing forth time. For there to be time there must be existence. This holy act brought existence into existence creating the universe we know today. With his rise from hibernation he brought forth water, which in space occupied space in a state of existence known today as a spherical shape.
There he dwelled for eons and eons.


Next chapter in the Book of Serpent Genesis:
1:1 Creation of the First Earth

i should be an admin of this group though

fine i'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work on it

Where's our bible page you slut?