gabe is a false god

you shall have no other gods before Me

Cows are beefy

.3.

https://youtu.be/zLyJP_nH5Cs

Brothers. I fear we are living in what has the bible prescribed as the end times.

The scripture of the second coming has been revealed by command of our lord to prophet marc laidlaw. I call upon my brothers to start studying it
carefully as it's wriddled with mysticism yet to be solved by lords chosen peoples

Careful, I hear the Holy Intellectual Property Lawyers are a hungry bunch. Don't let them eat you!

im a spore that grows under the radiator and i find it offensive and triggering that you only accept a specific brand of chips. why not me? and why not that guybag that has lays on his front? is he too inferior to these beliefs? and me as well?. i will file a lawsuit on this place for discrimination on xenorganica.

GabeN takes all comers! Be they furry, brohard, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, even burritos under the radiator!

Why the ♥♥♥♥ is the leader of this chuch a furry? is this how low we've gone? What have we done....

GabeN bless your kind heart. Thanks for spreading the word of our lord and savior GabeN.

Hail Gaben

These are dark times while the weighty one withdraws from our needs. Have heart, for he will come back in glory with Left 4 Dead 3 high over his head

My prays for a good skin failed amen

WOW THIS GROUP IS SO STUPID!!!

Gabishes Christmas To Ya All! #sieggaben

Gaben lends us his will once more with the holiday sales praise!
Happy Gabenmas

In Gabens Name We Say Amen

Gaben has blessed us with the Monster Summer Sale. I spread my cheeks and wallet for thee.

I shall convert you all to the United Islamic State of EA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6FlXtPVT_k

>when i was 12 i had every valve game
>i would pray to gaben every night
>"gaben is love, gaben is life"
>one night my peasant dad comes in
>he says "pc is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
>gaben burts through my window
>he takes a bite out of his dinosaur drumstick and beats my dad with a crowbar until he is dead
>he turns around and looks at me with a twinkle in his eye
>i reach into my pocket and spread my wallet for gaben
>he begins taking my money
>it hurts so much but i do it for gaben
>all of my money is gone
>gaben winks at me and flies out the window
>i hear my doorbell ring
>i go downstairs and see a package on my porch
>inside it is a pc with all the latest hardware
>i go upstairs to plug it and turn it on
>a bills hat flies in from the window
>inside is a piece of paper
>it has a steam account name and password on it
>i take off my ghastly gibus and put on my bills hat
>i log into the steam account and it is filled with hundreds of games i wont play

GabeN is love. GabeN is life.

Feed the gaben, empty your wallets

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Ah! A clever plan.

Patron saint of the Church of Gaben, George Carlin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

Yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNUbGdZ6Orw

Reminder guys.... The church of the Holy gaben is open this Sunday. .... giving out sale's will be posted on the informational wall when the church opens. ....... giving you a guest speaker that has dedicated his life to the Holy gaben..... see you guys Sunday =D

I think lord Gaben hath cleverly disguised it as the book of early access.

:3

Yesssssssssssssss