Hearts of Broadcasting

16 NOV 2015

North Korea Insults South Korea and more in this exclusive Interview!
By WOW v2

Wow v2- So what do you plan to do with the idea of a unified Korea?
justabeaver- I plan to bring joy to the hearts of million of oppressed proletariat by giving those capitalists a taste of my "toys" justabeaver- They will fall under the boot of the great communist ideals!
Wow v2- Ahh yes very good but how do you feel against South Korea?
justabeaver- lol
justabeaver- South Korea is false Korea. That is the undeniable truth of it. They are a breakaway state filled with corruption and lust. They shall be smited utterly!
Wow v2- Yes but before you do that what will you do about the USA’s defence pact on Korea? justabeaver- Uhh... heheh... So... uh... What’s up with ISIS, eh?
Wow v2- Ahh yes how do you feel about ISIS wanting to install an Islamist Government in the middle east?
Wow v2- What is your opinion on them?
justabeaver- Just like any breakaway state, they are false. If the Capitalist EU and the craven USA are too scared to give those crazy hardliners a kick or two, then North Korea shall GLORIOUSLY nuke them to show the world who’s the real boss!
justabeaver- But besides, if ISIS can knock out the Western states without me lifting a finger, then maybe they aren’t so bad after all...
Wow v2- So how do you feel about the USA relieving there embargo on you with exceptions of course?
justabeaver- We don’t need America, hell, it was a dumb idea for them to do that, ’cause now the GLORIOUS and DEMOCRATIC people’s republic can flourish even more. Ha! Those incompetent fools!
Wow v2- Thank you for your opinion now what do you think of the European Union forming one country.
justabeaver- They were poor as an Organization, but now, they suffer EVEN MORE together! It is only a matter of time until the people under them boil with rage and demand the DEMOCRATIC government that North Korea so truly possesses
Wow v2- Now do you feel you have any good advantages against South Korea knowing there economy has flourished with capitalism?
justabeaver- Who needs an economy when you have an army? A strong, GLORIOUS army, fueled with the passion of freedom and happiness that Kim Jong Un so rightfully gives!
Wow v2- Well tell me what would you do if South Korea’s army surpasses yours?
justabeaver- Why, I wouldn’t do anything, seeing as the South could NEVER surpass the Greatness of True Korea. But, if I were to dream a stupid dream that the False Koreans would be more powerful than I, I’d unleash my secret weapon of... CYBORG KIM-IL SUNG!!
Wow v2- Ok that is all for this interview thank you for allowing a interview.
justabeaver- You’re very welcome! It is always great to educate the oppressed Western proletariat of this GLORIOUS place!


Reuters International Moose Count Underway
By BOB O’BOBSTON

The UN-sponsored International Moose Census got off to a flying start today with hopes for an increase in the worldwide moose population compared to last year’s disappointing figures. Among the traditional early reporters were Egypt, returning figures of six moose, a twenty percent increase on 2011’s figures of five, and Uruguay whose moose population remains stable at eleven. According to Robbie McRobson, head of the UN Moose Preservation Council, worldwide moose numbers are expected to grow markedly on last year due to the traditional moose strongholds of Canada and the United States, with the larger developing moose ecologies also poised to make gains. The largest percentage increase in moose will likely come from China”, says McRobson, The Chinese government has invested heavily in moose infrastructure over the past decade, and their commitment to macrofauna is beginning to pay dividends”. Since 2004 China has expanded moose pasture from 1.5% of arable land to nearly 3.648% and moose numbers are expected to rise to 60,000 making China a net moose exporter for the first time. This is good news for neighbouring Mongolia, a barren moose-wasteland whose inhabitants nonetheless have an insatiable desire for the creatures. The increase in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is anticipated to relieve pressure on the relatively strained Russian suppliers, but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of trade with its larger neighbour. Historically the only competitor to China in the far eastern moose markets has been Singapore but the tiny island nation is set to report a net loss, expecting a decrease of more than five percent on last year’s 50,000 moose counted. The head of Singapore’s Agency for Agriculture, JingFeng Lau, explained to an incredulous Singaporean parliament yesterday that bad weather had contributed to this season’s poor showing, most notably when a cargo of 150 moose were swept out into the Indian ocean in a monsoon. Yet again the global demand for moose will be met largely by the US and Canada. The recession-hit States is taking comfort in its moose growth figures with gross production expected to break 700,000 and net exports to grow by 2%. The worldwide dominance of Canada shows no signs of abating though with this year’s moose population expected to match last year’s record figures of one hundred million billion. Europe’s rise as an international moose power will slow slightly this year as a response to the European Union’s move towards standardising the European moose. Stringent quality controls are holding back the development of the eastern European populations compared to last year when they contributed significantly to Europe's strong growth figures. Norway, which is not an EU member but has observer status, strengthened in numbers relative to the Euro area with numbers of Norwegian moose, known locally as elk” expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, particularly thanks to a strong showing in the last quarter. As moose season reaches its close, researchers world wide are turning to science in an attempt to boost next year’s figures. NASA stunned the scientific community today with the announcement of their discovery that the moon is significantly smaller than previously believed. This conclusion, which is the conclusion of a ten year collaborative project, will have profound implications for the moose community as the gravitational field is now known to be of the right strength to support moose in orbit. According to John Johnson, head of the NASA Moon Sizing Experiment the first delivery of moose into low moon orbit could be achieved as early as the third quarter of next year. The technology to nurture moose in space is available now”, he said, ”all that is needed is political will”.

Hey guys. So we have about 20 people now so my recruiting phase of this is officially over! Mission accomplished! We can now begin phase 2!!! Which is actually making the mod! I will be assigning many of you work today if I can remember what all of you guys said you wanted to do! Anyways so this will probably take a few months. I expect a very rought alpha done by New Years (although technically the mod is playable now it would just be REALLY WEIRD!!!). Anyways expect the mod done in 3 months or so probably 4 since people tend to underestimate how long something will take by 1/3rd. Anyways If ANYBODY SEES THIS LEAVE A COMMENT SO I CAN SEE WHO ACTUALLY CHECKS THIS!!!

It would be nice if we could get someone to play one of these countries as their main country!!!

India, Indonesia, Islamic State, South Africa, Argenitina, Mexico, Iran, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Phillipines, Iraq, Any of the non-ISIS Syria Factions, Afghanistan (a particular challenge), Pakistan, Nigeria, Democratic Republic of the Congo (DCR), and Canada!!!

I took some screenshots of some of my mod so far. There is more than that of course, but that's just a little tid bit to show you guys how far I am already. Its on my profile. I don't know how to share them directly with you guys.