Hmmmmm, Commoners all!. My indiginous Servants only have the best I provide them wit at least 2 sheets of tin to keep the weather out, and they are allowed 1 decent bath per month, whether they need it or not!
NOW THAT IS GENTLEMANLY!

Gentlemen.

I own half of Brazil and pay my workers double the minumum. That's a gentleman

your to good at this reno

How dare thou peasants! You shall refer to me as Sir Tobias Bioghost Eldridge III. When you've all learned proper respect and what have you, only then shall we proceed to cups of Tea and talk over bowls of curry sauce!

Looool bio I've taught you well my son

Ex texts me!

Her: hey baby

ME: hey baby

Her: you kept my number? ?

ME: no, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you, who's this?

* she says her name *

ME: oh hey baby!

Her: I'm still your baby? ? (/.\)

ME: nah, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you again, what do you want?

Her: OMG you're mean! I was just tryna say hey, I missed you :(

ME: let me guess, your guy left you?

Her: :(

ME: is it just me or do you see that no guy stands being with you for more than 2 weeks? xD

Her: shut up :(

ME: just sayin, but I'm sorry babe I'll be nice ^_^

Her: promise? :/

ME: nah Im just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you again.. Bye xD

'tis a jolly good show indeed.. no worries, mates!

Might an ol' chap inquire to the female presence in such a gentlemanly manner.

Quite... Quite...

Evening, ladies and gentlemen.