Where are tha 3 cheez pizzas?...

YOU ARE SO BIG AND CAT. WHY ARE YOU SO CAT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t=1471s

I eat john, it's what I do

you are eating us out of home, garmfield

JHAN I AMGOING TO DIE YOU FIGIT GIVE ME LASGA NOW

IT'S NOW TIME TO SQUART THE SPIDER WITH THE NEWSPAPERS

Sup m8s its your favorite kitkat GarlicFielf!!

garfield you fat cat
you are so big and fat
why are you so fat?

salt my steak

stuffing your face as usual

im a cat who loves to snooze

gafled get of my bedd

i ate those food

all these walls of text and no lasaga

Yukari: Being cute as usual.
Chen: I gotta be cute.
Yukari: Chen, you cute cat! You are so cute! Why are you so cute?
Chen: I'm a lolcat, Yukari. It's what I am. It's time to kick Ran off the table!
Yukari: Don't do it Chen, that's our Shikigami, Ran!
Chen: You're going into orbit, you stupid fox!
Yukari: CHEEEEEEEEEEEN!
Chen: Time for some KFC. I'm a cat that likes fried chicken.
Yukari: Chen you cute cat.
Chen: I hate empty buckets. I'm very hungry, I wansom cake.
Yukari: You're being too cute, Chen.
Yukari: Where are the KFC buckets?
Chen: I ate those food.
Yukari: Where is the fish?
Chen: I ate those food.
Yukari: Where did all the cake go?
Chen: *BUUUUUURRRRRPPPPP*
Yukari: You're such a bad kitty, I had it with you. That does it! I'm done! That's the last straw, Chen!

yes i parodied garfielf don't judge me

You're such a bad kitty that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw grarfileld

*brup*

i eat jon its what i do

GARMFIELD

youre going into orbit you stupid mutt