Seeing as I'm hard at work raising two bairns , remodeling a house and fighting crime, I have no time for frivolities like showers. So no, I am not one of the living dead but I can understand that you were fooled by the smell.

I'm sorry Stormo, if you want to self-identify as one of the living dead then you should. It's not my place to tell you how to live your life. Or death? I'm not really sure how you people refer to it.

I don't *know* who the Nameless One is, but I do *know* he isn't a zombie, he only looks like one. Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis: you are not a zombie.

Fear names. Names have power in identity. Others can use names as weapons. Names are a hook that can be used to track you across the planes. Remain nameless, and you shall be safe. I am the Nameless One.

"On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog". Or a zombie. Or a martian. I bet your name isn't even really Stormo.

I might be a zombie too.

Just Stormo then? Everybody else is dead? If this were an actual zombie apocalypse that might be something to celebrate.

I am, at least to some degree.

As is my fashion, I come in fashionably late, and after a fashion, I realise how unfashionable it is to be.

Now, who is still alive here?

Pie!

Of course. Er, what were we talking about again?

Of course I would.

Of course you would.

Of course I am ^_^

Love the avatar.

Of course you're using that picture :P