MINIONESE: Pem kaylay sola brandished a daga ow com bye yee wokhi snape da nupi koop de Whaaat? hego shackled nos nunu tegkeg sim dep dep kat wud minion motorcycle, ta gap

ENGLISH Translation:
WE HAVE JUST BRANDISHED A NEW DEAL WITH IRAN AND PROFESSOR SNAPE TO TAKE DOWN OF WHAT HAS SHACKLED US FOR CENTURIES AS SEXY GUN BOSS MINION MOTORCYCLE, THE JEWS.

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