Speaking of dogs, there have been reports of the government putting microphones and cameras into our dogs as a way to spy on the free minded American minority.

Good to hear from you always Master Flex. This news about Contra is very eerie indeed... Well it seems as if we have an internal conflict of the highest order beginning to make headway. I would a like to warn you Master Flex, these new fledglings being recruited are not to be trusted. Make haste.

Clan Leader Trump sir, I have detected multiple imposters within our main unit. It's likely that Contra is leading the campaign to overthrow the main branch of this great clan. Please advise, all trusted units have been tasked with finding the rats who've infiltrated us. Also the government have been fighting back and are testing a new chemical only known as "Compound B". It has been revealed through wiki leaks emails recently uncovered that this chemical agent can slip through our filters and cause our minds to weaken. If any of you out there are using a cheaper filter. I would strongly advise investing into a much stronger and reliable filter such as Brita. I will keep you posted on the rats.

Due to the immense amount of imposters in our clan, I will be shutting down this clan. Effective immediatly.

UPDATE: There are imposters among us claiming to be the Leader of this great clan. Everyone here knows that I am the sole Leader of this organization. If you see anyone claiming to be the Leader please report this to my Co-Founders or to myself in a timely manor! Godspeed!

im the leader

You're not the Leader! I am! So STFU!

As the Leader of this fine clan, my first order of business is to warn you guys about the impending doom that is surging through our great nation today. The big government elites are using brand new broadcasting stations all across the American Mid-West to test our their new gamma radiation rays to control the population as a whole. We must act now to not allow these major corporations to prosper in this time of great peril. In conclusion, make haste and do not allow these fools to control you by using a filter for your tap water.

As the Leader of this fine clan, my first order of business is to warn you guys about the impending doom that is surging through our great nation today. The big government elites are using brand new broadcasting stations all across the American Mid-West to test our their new gamma radiation rays to control the population as a whole. We must act now to not allow these major corporations to prosper in this time of great peril. In conclusion, make haste and do not allow these fools to control you by using a filter for your tap water.

As the Leader of this fine clan, my first order of business is to warn you guys about the impending doom that is surging through our great nation today. The big government elites are using brand new broadcasting stations all across the American Mid-West to test our their new gamma radiation rays to control the population as a whole. We must act now to not allow these major corporations to prosper in this time of great peril. In conclusion, make haste and do not allow these fools to control you by using a filter for your tap water.