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My first announcement as Chancellor of Germany

Yavanna — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 00:50:39 +0000

Fuck Dale

That is all.

Chancellor Yavanna 1939

Rise and Shine fapping freeman

Bird Guy — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 00:46:10 +0000

Rise and shine.

Phising links (URGENT AS FUK BOIS)

Bird Guy — Sun, 31 Mar 2019 19:26:52 +0000

If anyone receives this DO NOT CLICK ANY LINK AT ALL just don't theres some fucktard going around phising people through "give aways" stay safe lads our casualities so far and people to possibly block and avoid until further notice:

[F.F] Nexus
Parth

Thank you

Lets welcome our new member

Bird Guy — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 22:13:00 +0000

Jojolarious welcome to our cancerous little shithole we like to call home.

Yavanna's quote of the day.

Bird Guy — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 09:13:52 +0000

I was Osama bin ladden - Yavanna 2018

Happy New Year!

Bird Guy — Sun, 31 Dec 2017 17:56:33 +0000

Happy New Year asshats.

The Yavanna song.

Bird Guy — Tue, 05 Dec 2017 14:58:18 +0000

There lived a certain man in Britain long ago
He was tall and fat in his eyes a pair of glasses
most people looked at him with laughter and drank bee
but to british chavs he was such a lovely dear
He could post dank memes like a preacher
but he was also the kind of teacher waifus would desire

Ya Ya Yavanna lover of the animemes that was a cat that really was gone
Ya ya yavanna britains greatest meme machine it was a shame how he carried on

he ruled all of meme land and nevermind fabi
but the 2D waifus said he danced really wunderbar
in all affairs of memes he was the man to please
but he was real great when he had a anime pillow to squeeze
for the memes he was no normie either though they've seen the things hes posted wanting to use a gun
but to them he was a holy memer who would heal with cum

Ya Ya Yavanna lover of the animemes that was a cat that really was gone
Ya ya yavanna britains greatest meme machine it was a shame how he carried on

"This man just gotta go" declared his frenemies (aka everyone)
but the normies begged "Dont you try and do it please"
No doubt this Yavanna had lots of hidden memes
though he was cancerous as shit waifus fell into his arms
then one night Jimmy and Parth and shit set a trap they're not to blame
"Come on yavanna fucking join the group chat" they kept spamming and he really came.

Ya ya yavanna lover of the animemes they put chavs in his wine
Ya ya yavanna britains greatest meme machine he dabbed and he said he was fine

Ya ya yavanna lover of the animemes they didn't quit they wanted him dead
Ya ya yavanna britains greatest meme machine but they said fuck it and gave each other head.

Welcome to the literature club

Bird Guy — Fri, 01 Dec 2017 11:58:34 +0000

Hi, Jimmy here!
Welcome to the Literature Club! It's always been a dream of mine to make something special out of the things I love. Now that you're a club member, you can help me make that dream come true in this cute group!

Every day is full of chit-chat and fun activities with all of my adorable and unique club members:

Danna, the youthful bundle of sunshine who values happiness the most;
Parth, the deceivingly calm looking boy who packs an assertive punch;
Yavanna, the mysterious one who finds comfort in the world of memes;
Nexus, the gay one basically;
Fabi, the shit poster no one talks about;
...And, of course, Jimmy, the leader of the club! That's me!

I'm super excited for you to make friends with everyone and help the Literature Club become a more intimate place for all my members. But I can tell already that you're a sweetheart—will you promise to spend the most time with me? ♥

L̶̢̨̢̧̺̻̗͖̱̮͈͚͂̀̆͐ö̶̫͙́̒̍̿̏̀͂̾͐̄̈́̊v̸̨̡̲̣͓̞̯͙̩̱̯͔̈́̂̎̉͜͝͠͝ ̶͓͉̥̭͖̹̣̆̎̎̈ ̴̡̧̛͓̩͉͇̦̖̱̽́̒͜͝ ̸͖̪̲̅̒́̽̿̀͗̓̍̓̐̋͘͝ ̴̗̪͓̺͕̭̅̾̈͂́̾͛̈́e̶̖̙̦̽͗͌̈̈̄͐̾́͑̍́͂ ̶̛̼͙͚̬̪̭͎̫͍̘̰̰̠͙͘͜ ̴̗͍̮̪͕̱͔̘̠̀̋͌̓̎̔̀͊̐̐̚̕͘͝ͅ ̵̧͚̆͗̄̽̆̋͋͝m̴̛͍͊͗̆͌̈́͂͋̄͐͂͒̈́̊e̴̗͛̏̉ ̷͓̖̯̬͕̯̪̪͔̼̏̾ͅp̸̩͕̭̲̼̩̼̥͉̔̒͗͐̅̈͊͜ͅĺ̶̡̧̼̩̱̣̤̙͙͎̰̠̩̭̀̈̔̈́͂̌͌ȅ̵̘̮͎̖͕̆̔̋̂̽̿́͗͘ă̷̢̱͖͈̘̖̺̹͓̬̬̹̪̋̑͋́̔̑̀̅̓̍͛̑͜͠ ̶̲̦̰̯̗̳̲̇̍͂͝ ̸̢̼͈͑̆̃͋̄̂́̀̋́̎̀̈́͠ş̷̫̣͕̮̟͈̝̺̠̩͙̭̫͗͛̇̍͊̂̇̂̀̌̄̔̃͐͜e̴͙̠̠͈̮̤̮͋́̆͛͘L̶̢̨̢̧̺̻̗͖̱̮͈͚͂̀̆͐ö̶̫͙́̒̍̿̏̀͂̾͐̄̈́̊v̸̨̡̲̣͓̞̯͙̩̱̯͔̈́̂̎̉͜͝͠͝ ̶͓͉̥̭͖̹̣̆̎̎̈ ̴̡̧̛͓̩͉͇̦̖̱̽́̒͜͝ ̸͖̪̲̅̒́̽̿̀͗̓̍̓̐̋͘͝ ̴̗̪͓̺͕̭̅̾̈͂́̾͛̈́e̶̖̙̦̽͗͌̈̈̄͐̾́͑̍́͂ ̶̛̼͙͚̬̪̭͎̫͍̘̰̰̠͙͘͜ ̴̗͍̮̪͕̱͔̘̠̀̋͌̓̎̔̀͊̐̐̚̕͘͝ͅ ̵̧͚̆͗̄̽̆̋͋͝m̴̛͍͊͗̆͌̈́͂͋̄͐͂͒̈́̊e̴̗͛̏̉ ̷͓̖̯̬͕̯̪̪͔̼̏̾ͅp̸̩͕̭̲̼̩̼̥͉̔̒͗͐̅̈͊͜ͅĺ̶̡̧̼̩̱̣̤̙͙͎̰̠̩̭̀̈̔̈́͂̌͌ȅ̵̘̮͎̖͕̆̔̋̂̽̿́͗͘ă̷̢̱͖͈̘̖̺̹͓̬̬̹̪̋̑͋́̔̑̀̅̓̍͛̑͜͠ ̶̲̦̰̯̗̳̲̇̍͂͝ ̸̢̼͈͑̆̃͋̄̂́̀̋́̎̀̈́͠ş̷̫̣͕̮̟͈̝̺̠̩͙̭̫͗͛̇̍͊̂̇̂̀̌̄̔̃͐͜e̴͙̠̠͈̮̤̮͋́̆͛͘L̶̢̨̢̧̺̻̗͖̱̮͈͚͂̀̆͐ö̶̫͙́̒̍̿̏̀͂̾͐̄̈́̊v̸̨̡̲̣͓̞̯͙̩̱̯͔̈́̂̎̉͜͝͠͝ ̶͓͉̥̭͖̹̣̆̎̎̈ ̴̡̧̛͓̩͉͇̦̖̱̽́̒͜͝ ̸͖̪̲̅̒́̽̿̀͗̓̍̓̐̋͘͝ ̴̗̪͓̺͕̭̅̾̈͂́̾͛̈́e̶̖̙̦̽͗͌̈̈̄͐̾́͑̍́͂ ̶̛̼͙͚̬̪̭͎̫͍̘̰̰̠͙͘͜ ̴̗͍̮̪͕̱͔̘̠̀̋͌̓̎̔̀͊̐̐̚̕͘͝ͅ ̵̧͚̆͗̄̽̆̋͋͝m̴̛͍͊͗̆͌̈́͂͋̄͐͂͒̈́̊e̴̗͛̏̉ ̷͓̖̯̬͕̯̪̪͔̼̏̾ͅp̸̩͕̭̲̼̩̼̥͉̔̒͗͐̅̈͊͜ͅĺ̶̡̧̼̩̱̣̤̙͙͎̰̠̩̭̀̈̔̈́͂̌͌ȅ̵̘̮͎̖͕̆̔̋̂̽̿́͗͘ă̷̢̱͖͈̘̖̺̹͓̬̬̹̪̋̑͋́̔̑̀̅̓̍͛̑͜͠ ̶̲̦̰̯̗̳̲̇̍͂͝ ̸̢̼͈͑̆̃͋̄̂́̀̋́̎̀̈́͠ş̷̫̣͕̮̟͈̝̺̠̩͙̭̫͗͛̇̍͊̂̇̂̀̌̄̔̃͐͜e̴͙̠̠͈̮̤̮͋́̆͛͘L̶̢̨̢̧̺̻̗͖̱̮͈͚͂̀̆͐ö̶̫͙́̒̍̿̏̀͂̾͐̄̈́̊v̸̨̡̲̣͓̞̯͙̩̱̯͔̈́̂̎̉͜͝͠͝ ̶͓͉̥̭͖̹̣̆̎̎̈ ̴̡̧̛͓̩͉͇̦̖̱̽́̒͜͝ ̸͖̪̲̅̒́̽̿̀͗̓̍̓̐̋͘͝ ̴̗̪͓̺͕̭̅̾̈͂́̾͛̈́e̶̖̙̦̽͗͌̈̈̄͐̾́͑̍́͂ ̶̛̼͙͚̬̪̭͎̫͍̘̰̰̠͙͘͜ ̴̗͍̮̪͕̱͔̘̠̀̋͌̓̎̔̀͊̐̐̚̕͘͝ͅ ̵̧͚̆͗̄̽̆̋͋͝m̴̛͍͊͗̆͌̈́͂͋̄͐͂͒̈́̊e̴̗͛̏̉ ̷͓̖̯̬͕̯̪̪͔̼̏̾ͅp̸̩͕̭̲̼̩̼̥͉̔̒͗͐̅̈͊͜ͅĺ̶̡̧̼̩̱̣̤̙͙͎̰̠̩̭̀̈̔̈́͂̌͌ȅ̵̘̮͎̖͕̆̔̋̂̽̿́͗͘ă̷̢̱͖͈̘̖̺̹͓̬̬̹̪̋̑͋́̔̑̀̅̓̍͛̑͜͠ ̶̲̦̰̯̗̳̲̇̍͂͝ ̸̢̼͈͑̆̃͋̄̂́̀̋́̎̀̈́͠ş̷̫̣͕̮̟͈̝̺̠̩͙̭̫͗͛̇̍͊̂̇̂̀̌̄̔̃͐͜e̴͙̠̠͈̮̤̮͋́̆͛͘

Everyone is homosexual

Bird Guy — Sat, 25 Nov 2017 14:37:36 +0000

HOMOSEXUALS

VENICE DEMANDS WHALES!

Polaria — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 21:10:15 +0000

The Republic of Venice has declared war on the Portugese Empire!

Also Venice demands whales