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*Translated in Pyromanian* `````

As Pyro wandered around the magnificent TeuFort, he noticed that RED nor BLU was fighting each toher, instead, they were laying on the ground, attempting to point their guns at eachother, but they just layed there like demo on a drunk night.(In other words, all the time, even in the morning with the raw su-wait what are we talking about? Oh yeah, sorry) As Pyro came to them, he showed is Upset Expression: A Sandvichless Heavy, a Souless Medic, a Starving Scout, and every other merc that was suffering, but he didn't know why. However, he saw one merc in the entrence to the bottom floor of BLU's base. A BLU Engineer, and a perplexed one. As bit a piece of bacon he had and was angered from how everyone looked. He noticed Pyro, and started walking towards *him*. "Damn, look at this mess, everyone's starving from what i've learned, potato famine. "What?!?" Pyro exclaimed, giving his Suprised Expression. Engineer continued, saying, "You see, potato famine started in Scotland, speaking of which-" And then he saw of the corner of his eyes, the BLU Demo, feeling ashamed. "Demo, what happened?" Demo replied saying, "I didn't know until I came across a message that I somehow found that was sent by the Adminastrator and Ms. Pauling. It says that G. Mann ordered a shipment of a rare substance from Scotland that makes a person feel like as if they're starving from potatoes, and the only cure-is finding a potato, but not just any potato, a Spytato." Engineer was suprised by Demo's speech which was clear, but he replied saying, "So we just have to go to Scotland? Easy, Pyro you're with me, Demo, stay with the others to make sure they're still stable." "Ehh, What?" Demo said, feeling drunk. "I was hit by a hammer earlier, what just happened? But I heard the word Scotland, be careful, my daddy has a castle there shared with his identical brother, and there's much more drunken, yet savage, people that live in Scotland, so be at your sharpest, and I mean you Engi, I'm pretty sure Pyro will just murder everyone though." "What?" Pyro said, confused. "I'm not a murderer, no one is!" "Eh whatever, let's just go," Engi said, getting ready to leave and take the truck. While they drove, they came across a sketchy place filled with strange creatures, but they also found 4 survivors on a bridge. Pyro said, "Ooh! Let's greet them," and shot a guy with a beret in the chest with a pistol, making him fall in the horde of creatures. They still drove, and as they reached Scotland, they noticed a Drunken civillian, slamming himself at a wall. "Let's make this quick," He said, getting disturbed by what he was seeing. They walked through Scotland and found A big armed man, who seemed familiar. "The names Scotty Hale! Part of the Hale Family and proud owner of Scotland's own Beer Co.! We sell beer and get in fights!" He shouted, with a proud voice. "Ahh, I've heard of people like you two, my cousin employed you?" Engi was suprised that Hale had a cousin, but said in a straight voice," Yes, we are looking for a thing called a Spytato. Graymann did something to infect all the mercs in Teufort. My Demo told me about how to save them, so we're looking for one." Hale smirked, saying," Old Gray was always a Bastard, but I always thought you mercs would kill him, but from what i've heard from Saxton was that he was being scared like always, and had an army of Robots and a Giant Tank of them. Alright, i'm too busy selling beers, but i'll give you the directions. Now, Spytatoes are becoming extinct, but you can still find them to punch the living hell out of them! You see Degroot's Keep? Go there and ask for a spytato. He'll most likely say no but since you're mercs you have a .01% more chance of getting him to give you one." So the two walked to Degroot's Keep, and then two demoknights stood guard, the one on the right said," State your names!" Engi said, my name is Dell Conagher, often known as Engineer, or, 'Engi,' for short. This is- This is Pyro," He then started to lean closer to the knight and whispered to him," I'm not trying to fool with you, but, he's a phycopath, so you should probably let us in or he'll kill both of you in a second- with an Axe, and maybe Fire." The knight replied saying," Wait, you two look familiar. Ah! Yes, Mr. Degroot would like to meet you," and let them in. When they approached Demo's father, he gave the two a frown, but said," I'm guessing Tavish sent you two for the Spytato, well you're not getting one- if it wasn't for the fact that that Pyro is with you, so i'll give one to you- Hey! Stop that Robot Spy!" Engi looked to his right, seeing a Robot Spy's Leg. He was frustarated and yelled," Hey! Stop that bucket of bolts," and the two chased him, but then he noticed that there was a robot Engineer in a truck honking the horn alongside a robot Scout leaning next to the truck holding a pistol, signalling the spy to get in. "Pyro threw his Axe at the scout which killed it, but the spy got on the back of the truck, and it drove off. "How do we catch up to them?" Engineer questioned, but then he saw a RED Sniper with the dread riding hood in a vehicle, holding a machete on his eft hand. Engi ran to him and told him to give them a ride. Luckily, the Sniper agreed and they chased the Truck. Engi tried to shoot at the Spy but the shots missed and the Spy shot a revolver which killed the Sniper, so Engi pushed him out of the car, and took his machete and also took control of the car. Pyro was on top, and they soon got close enough to where he could jump, which is what he did, and it scared the Spy and then was executed by Pyro's axe, letting go of the spytato. Pyro jumped off the truck, and grabbed the spytato, and fell on the ground. The Engineer still tried to go after the truck but he had to help Pyro, so he stopped to get Pyro and helped him up, however, a grenade was shot which hit the truck directly and it exploded. Engi turned to see Degroot with a giant smirk on his face, smoking a pipe, and holding an australium grenade launcher. "Hahahahaha," Degroot said, throwing the grenade launcher on the ground, slowing walking to the two mercs. "Thank you for giving me the adrenaline jump, now I need some beer to cool down though," and chugged a whole bottle down in a second. The Mercs stayed at the keep for a few days, and said there goodbyes and traveled back to TeuFort. ~The End~ *No Spytatoes were Harmed in the Making of this Story*