Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 8477 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.
Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. The same company that has returned the McRib 841 limited times in the last 23 years has never given my well-being a second thought. Well, congratulations, you win. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.
Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you put salt in a glass of water you can make the ocean

Cool, thnx for the pokemon stuff.

Be aware fellow vendors of baked goods, research on holographic pokemon has taken top priority of things that need to be done!

i put a spoon in the microwave and it made lightning.
i think that we could use this concept to help our terraforming effort as lightning happens in rain storms. this is the first step to a greater tomorrow.

So I think I know how we can do this: koalas

also how do i start a discussion

people, we need to recrute scientists to work on the holographic pokemon.
this is how we will settle disputes after the takeover. if any new recrutes happen to be scientists in holographic projection, we ask you to please comment that you are willing to help.

there is a comment bar here to.
now all our visitors will know of me!