We are the all seeing eye, the top of the world.
JOIN US.
Stage 1 initiation complete.

We are engineers*, Texans usually, that make guns, and if they don't work, we use more gun.

Engie Squad UNITE!

All hail the lord and savior gaben.

*(and a pyro or two)

**PS: Idk why there's a dead hooker on shiny's couch. Wasn't me.

I bet you're wondering something, the same thing I am: What is this group? Why was I invited? Who am I? What happened last night? Why is there a dead hooker on my couch?

Well, we're just going to have to wait for Ovr4k to tell us these things. Because I don't know either.