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I don't have much of a story but it just looks like a completely unique & original experience that's in someways similar to The Stanley Parable, which I loved. It, as well as the fact that it's developed by Croteam (I loved Serious Sam) was what got me interested in the game.
This occured about 14 years ago almost to the day (holy crap im old)
So it's my 16 b-day and I am hanging with my boys who are all older as that was how it was with me and my then best friend Chad. It was my birthday (the day before I believe) and a friend Joey suggested we go to a strip club. So we all headed off to the club. Brad Steve Joey Ryan and myself made our way there but Chad had another plan for the day so he couldn't head out. (gf stuff) Joey knew the bouncer and I was older looking so I had no trouble getting in. Being my birthday, the guys got me hammered and even coaxed me onstage with 2 dancers one of whom took a $5 bill out of my mouth (in a creative manner ;) )
My face goes ghost white. A look of shock crosses the strippers face. Joey's head is swivelling his gaze between my face and hers. What seems like an eternity passes. Joey says What the eff----! I Grab him and shake him.
Dude!!! That's Chads MOM!!!!!!!!!!
Despite the fact that we were all hammered (or because of it?) She gave me the lapdance. It was pretty damn hot if a a bit awkward... She then gave one to everyone else.
Six months passed before we told Chad about this. It was hilarious. We lost touch a few years later. I wonder how he's been?
Hope ya'll enjoyed!