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Anyone here play Insurgency at all? I am trying to get a decent squad together.

This is my entry for The Talos Principal

I don't have much of a story but it just looks like a completely unique & original experience that's in someways similar to The Stanley Parable, which I loved. It, as well as the fact that it's developed by Croteam (I loved Serious Sam) was what got me interested in the game.

Alright I suppose I will post a story.

This occured about 14 years ago almost to the day (holy crap im old)

So it's my 16 b-day and I am hanging with my boys who are all older as that was how it was with me and my then best friend Chad. It was my birthday (the day before I believe) and a friend Joey suggested we go to a strip club. So we all headed off to the club. Brad Steve Joey Ryan and myself made our way there but Chad had another plan for the day so he couldn't head out. (gf stuff) Joey knew the bouncer and I was older looking so I had no trouble getting in. Being my birthday, the guys got me hammered and even coaxed me onstage with 2 dancers one of whom took a $5 bill out of my mouth (in a creative manner ;) )

At this point I am well and truly sauced andd Brad says he is going to buy me a lapdance. There was a particular stripper who was apparantly touring so Joey set off to find her. Unfortunately she was busy with some high roller so he points to a blonde and says "How bout her" We walk over and he taps her on the shoulder. "Hey! How bout you give my buddy a lapdance?" Joey asks. She turns around.

My face goes ghost white. A look of shock crosses the strippers face. Joey's head is swivelling his gaze between my face and hers. What seems like an eternity passes. Joey says What the eff----! I Grab him and shake him.

Dude!!! That's Chads MOM!!!!!!!!!!

So unbeknownst to us (and CHAD) his mother was a stripper at night while he (and we) all thought she was just a fitness instructer during the day (which she was)
Despite the fact that we were all hammered (or because of it?) She gave me the lapdance. It was pretty damn hot if a a bit awkward... She then gave one to everyone else.

Six months passed before we told Chad about this. It was hilarious. We lost touch a few years later. I wonder how he's been?

Hope ya'll enjoyed!

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♥♥♥♥ the gamefaqs mods. Tolian is cool tho. =D

Joined because I see people here who do not suck.

I was the one who bought ed DkS2...

Add me for some CS:GO action!

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To be fair, the only thing we have in common with Gamefaqs is the name >_>

GameFAQs is ran by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in general.

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