i joined for Gaben

blasphemy!

Unfortunately yes

Hey guys, remember this group?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4sLWrgk73Q

Lord GabeN truly is a talented singer

k bud

I just want to thank Lord GabeN for allowing me to ascend to the glorious rank of silver elite. HAIL LORD GABEN! MAY HE SMITE THE CONSOLE PEASANTS AND RAISE THE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE TO PC GAMING HEAVEN!

Just want to say, I hope Lord GabeN's light shines upon you all

How does one describe the glory of our Lord GabeN?
He is truly beyond compare,
He is a shining star, nay, a constellation.

He smiles on the faithful men,
And truly he does care.
How does one describe the glory of our Lord GabeN?

He grants us sales in a glorious occasion.;
To praise Gaben is truly to live a life fair.
He is a shining star, nay, a constellation

For the rest of us he is truly a beacon;
Stylish and debonair.
How does one describe the glory of our Lord GabeN?

We all owe him thanks and adoration,
To do otherwise would be to err
He is a shining star, nay, a constellation

So we all sing songs of praise and admiration.
To this exalted billionaire.
How does one describe the glory of our Lord GabeN?
He is a shining star, nay, a constellation.

It’s the beginning of July, that time again.
The steam sale is starting, wallets are prepared.
Prase GabeN, the savior of all men.

Eighty percent here and fifty percent there,
Libraries filling with games aplenty,
Praise be to GabeN, unto him I swear.

Gamers worldwide on laptops in their den,
Scrolling through pages of #pcmasterrace,
Praise GabeN, the savior of all men.

Peasants scream and cry, “This isn't fair”
They scramble to their consoles in hopes of a sale.
Praise be to GabeN, unto him I swear.

Wallets grow weak now waiting to fill again.
Computer storage overrun with games and dlc.
Praise be to GabeN, the savior of all men.

GabeN sits on his throne like a mother hen,
Counting the profit-(although not past two.)
The summer sale is over, but it shall rise again.
Praise be to GabeN, the savior of all men.

(Amen)

May the lord GabeN’s light shine unto you
For he be greater than all of humanity
For he will make everyone shout woohoo!
He says nay to the wars of the console variety

He’ll smite thee down if sacrilage you spout
On the third coming of Gabe all will be clear
If you play TF2 he’ll smack you with a trout
A nice guy as well, to go out for a beer

Praise our lord GabeN you hear us all say
For he is the actual real MVP
CS:GO*, a game you’ll surely play
He will school you, there, from A to Z

Praise GabeN you hear me say
Praise GabeN hip hip hooray

Brother Mastercrash, this is a truly beautiful addition to our group of faithful followers of Lord GabeN. May GabeN's light shine upon you forever.

Buy more keys!

I would just like to give a little thanks to our Lord and Savior, GabeN, for granting me the gift of going from Silver 1 to Silver 3 within two matches of Counter-Strike:Global Offensive after 40 matches of zero rank ups. It was worth the weight.

Praise Lord GabeN:

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