Merry Christmas fellers

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Bloody hell!~

Spooky

Next nerd who posts is a scary skeleton and can't be trusted

I'm wondering if you guys can advise me on how I relax with a hooker to have an orgasm. I started seeing hookers at the age of 28 and had no sex to that age. I'm trying to get as much practice in as I can now by seeing hookers so I can perform if I get a girlfriend. I can get an erection no problem but cannot ejaculate. Either Through sex, blow job or hand job. Is it normal for guys to not bust with a hooker? Do most guys need to be with someone they are attracted to to get an orgasm?

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Next man who comments is banned <3

I sexually identify as mr skeltal. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of giving good bones and calcium to people who thank me. People say to me that a person being a skeltal is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm mr skeltal. I'm having a plastic surgeon remove my flesh, strengthen my bones and give me a trumpet. From now on I want you guys to call me "mr skeltal" and thank me for giving you good bones and calcium. If you can't thank me you're a skeliphobe and need to check your calcium privilege. Thank mr skeltal.

In January of 2015, I published a novella called Darude – Sandstorm (named after a song which is shared around as a meme). This novella explored not only the theme of living in a world where reality was contaminated by our internet-influenced thoughts, but also the several languages created in the internet to serve the purpose of communicating memes.

The book is extremely referential at all times and experiments with prose by utilising the language of the Internet and its formats. A dear friend who is well read on the evolution of the internet culture told me, as feedback, that the book reminded him of James Joyce’s Ulysses, and I could not agree more. Do take note that I am not saying my book holds the same ground or impact as Joyce’s wonderful masterpiece, but rather that the two are alike in their efforts and their stages in the evolutionary path of art.

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dem derguns