It has come to administrative attention that the Fan's Of The DS Train fanclub failed to attend the first annual Church Burning event. With the exception of one noble member, no serious sacrilegious activities or arson were reported.

The second attempt at the Annual Church Burning Event will be held on February 8th 2015 @ 12:00PM Pacific Standard Time (PST). Failure to attend will result in the execution of the member and the indefinite imprisonment of their family in the clown brig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24HzD8EWIQo

(Proper link because Dale has DS) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBO6KX9qTA

Are the DS train and the Rape train one and the same? Because neither have brakes. This is a serious concern and must be addressed.
-Zorito168
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