Good evening brothers and sisters,

It may have come to your attention that the water we have been consuming within the compound has been contaminated with human waste and radioactive waste. Fear not my devoted followers, we will clean our water supply and ENSURE it does not cause any more deaths.

Caution: If you are/were pregnant at the time of consumption of the contaminated water, our organization has nothing to do with any deaths or mutations. However, I am not saying that it is linked with the mutated children that 74% of our pregnant followers give birth to. Please seek medical attention from our very own self taught Doctor, Dr. ChackenBurd. He is very knowledgeable on birth defects from experience. He has 3 legs, they call him Dr. Tri-pod.

Thank you for your time, have a goodnight.