Burger King foot lettuce.

pizza rolls are pizza flavored tide pods

When did our lord and savior start doing commercials for Arby's? I just heard his voice here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Qci6ZriUU

All hail Jatticus

*slurps loudly*

xaxaxaxa

stahp being gay, E.

We have so many members....

poi~!

My king, my ruler, I offer
myself entirely to thee.
And to show my devotion to thee,
I offer thee this day, my rice,
my terriyaki, my Tec-9, my Chroma Case,
my whole being without reserve.
Wherefore, good Jatticus, as I am thine own, keep me, guard me as thy property and CSGO skin.
Amen.

Thanks xD

Tommy, I had no idea you had such literary skills.

Our Father, Who art in Church, Hollow be thy rice. Thy Clutch Hero come, Thy cult will burn, on earth, as it in ingame, give us today our daily torch, and forgive us our failures. As we forgive those who call us ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and lead us in to suicide, but deliver us to church, Amen.

Lord Jatticus is my Father and I love him dearly, thats why I am his rice farmer and not yours. If youre reading this, its too late, I've already sent Jatt the Almighty Father all the rice and mandarin chicken. (someone come save me. He has held me captive in his rice farm dungeon and its my life long job of farming rice) help pls QQ

Barbie Dream House is worth facing death, just for a mere moment of it's beauty.

Come on Barbie, lets go party.

All hail Dr. Jatticus Fancypants! He is our one, true savior (after Santa Claus).