My beloved Keanu, you shall live with us forever and ever!

The following poem about Keanu Reeves is a labour of love that I've spent untold years refining, and I think it's now finally ready to unleash upon your discerning minds.

Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves
Is not one of my peeves.
I love him more than Jeeves.
Through the Matrix and bullets, he dodges and weaves.

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Thank you all for your time.

First comment after 2 years, love Keanu Reeves

hi

yea

Keanu is my idol...

i love keanu reeves (ready for john wick 4)

+rep

Wake the ♥♥♥♥ up- Samurai. We have a city to burn

*Checkpoint*

ovuvuevuevue onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas

All hail lol

My son's I have arrived

😳👉👈 ,-*'^'~*-.,_,.-*~　　　　　　　　　　　　~*-.,_,.-*~'^'*-, 👉👈😳

𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓽𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 +𝓻𝓮𝓹
　　　　　　　　　　𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓭𝓭 𝓶𝓮

😳👉👈 ,-*'^'~*-.,_,.-*~　　　　　　　　　　　　~*-.,_,.-*~'^'*-, 👉👈😳

No my son i am here.

Keanu is too busy donating to charity to be on Steam now.

Someday,our lord and savior shall return

Helo frineds

translated from binary:

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anyone knows what that means ? :D

Keanu is too busy making movies to be on Steam now.

give me the reev

i loe

busy busy bus need a vacation!1

Keanu Reeves should be a diety in DnD

There is no New Year.

You are the One.

Woah you guys.... Woahhh

Val surely took a turn for the worse. 01001000011101.

I can't wait until we get to the Fat Elvis part of Keanu's life (I hope he makes Val Kilmer look sane)

i looove keanu reeves. but ♥♥♥♥ this is a bad picture. ROFL

Hey can someone gift me l4d2? i really want it and i just joined steam and this group if you can please add me <3 thanks

i saw one of your comments on a profile saying Keanu-Reeves was here i hope you do not mind me adopting one of your commandments ( was here ) i swear it was not blasphemous just simply admiring it and spreading it to all of the others all across steam and valve network and one day ( was here ) will become apart of history along with the name Keanu-Reeves :-D

Woahhh

May the great Reeves bless you in your hour of need and teach you Kung Fu

I LOVE BEING GHOST OF NEO!

Normaly I don't join random groups but ♥♥♥♥, Keanu is a great guy.

Sounds good Shiva. Hope you have fun. Keanu be with you. :)

Yo K Man. Im going on a long vacation till August. I'll be on from time 2 time though. Traveling across country and going to end up in Florida. Going Fishing

Your damn right he does. 010100100011001010

so, God does exist after all