It is with blinding tears and a heavy heart that I officially render the Ninja Bears of America disbanded. The group will still exist, but unless a matter of utmost importance arises, the Bears has no choice but to cut down power down to only 1.1 volts, remaining "bear"-ly active. See what I did there?

All joking and references aside, the group is undermanned, and there are no other options. The Bears isn't a large organization with a lot of members, and with the daily events of peoples' lives (if applicable) interfering, the group serves no purpose other than to take up space.

And so, the doors will be sealed upon the Ninja Bears of America. Stay resilient even in the face of the enemy, and never give in to even the most unbalanced odds.

-an unmatched sock

As Hurrican Irene pushes close to where I live, I am saddened to know that internet and all power could be down for days. So, I will leave this question in my absence...

If I have three Gabens in one hand, and you offer me a Shtout Sako and 2 refurbished metal, am I a demopan and thusly Sizz-lor the Frylord of Foodcourtia? Or am I the little red cooler with everything in it, giving me a PRRRRRRRRRRROMOTION?

Come up with your best answer, and I will be glad to hear them once power is restored after Irene, if it even goes out at all. Wish me luck that New Jersey (at least South Jersey) doesn't get destroyed by Irene!

It happened to me a couple weeks ago

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/TBF4gQIeSVI/AAAAAAAAAmA/MML3c7XlzxQ/s1600/the-gazebo-demotivator.jpeg

idk, me and scholar were talking and lag made him hear this. Thus, I post as an announcement.

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