whats the crackling of bin bags my homosexual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

time for another season of esea "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" open where we will absolutely dominate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of blyat ♥♥♥♥♥ teams and throw their communist loving bread eating souls into the darkness of my neverending bin truck.

joining the roster are the bintellectual talents of:

Nathan "caravanp33k" Wardell
Darragh "binfinitesimmaly delicous" canoli
Eggy "Seanman" Yabouran

combining with the binadmissable unstoppable crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talents of

Hommel "the binstrumental" Homofart
Uwuman "binappropriately beautiful" Whitecheck

coming into this season we are rapingly dedicated to completely and utterly imploding our enemies with the pure decisive power of our multi colored bins that will penetrate their very souls and fill their orifices with our stringy gooey binexpansive mass of semen and blood. destroying their mentality by sticking our massive hung ♥♥♥♥♥♥ through their eyeholes and rendering them bincapable of constructing even the slightest thought.

this will be ez for the under 12s

binboys4lyfe

idk why but this gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥ team decided to kick their best player in hommel "the god guy" gardigan, arguable the most talented player ever to come out of the scandinavian scene and replace him with dutch weedcake that has more drugs up his ass than hemy has snuffed his entire life. deep throating skills aside, the whiffing combo of gayly bailey and finch "ill be good on uni internet" botaimer, combined with an occasionally performing sonya "sometimes here, sometimes queer" made for a spectacular spectacle of sub-par performances that would have rivaled chokestralis in their final game, losing to a bunch of hairy wookies to relinquish their hold on an inters spot. the droid attack on the wookies aside, this was the saddest moment of their career, and only the shining light of daznai dragonman dickboi could revive these dead players.

this game was so bollocks it enlarged my testicles by a factor of 3. ive never been so turned off by a quintuple of twinkie boys getting raped in the nanhole by alpha males like this bulgarian bang gang. hemster "hemhole" heimer and finch "oh dicknballs" o'dier attempted to push the dumptruck up the road of victory, but the fat bottoms of konrad "kant frag" kitchenraider and conor "probably pregnant hes so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat" the ♥♥♥♥ decided to weigh that ♥♥♥♥ binto the ground.

on another note, id like to binvite you all to the yearly showing of bin csgo getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on, which appears to be happening every other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day at this point.

suck a ♥♥♥♥ esea, youre a disgrace to this bindustry

we done did a big oof. binstead of crushing these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like the inverted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ they are, we decided to pull a continuous finch "oh deeeeeear" o'dicknballs on overpass every time they reared their inbred misshapen little heads. shout out to my boy hami hamster "in 1" cz-meister who decided to actually give a ♥♥♥♥ and show what his recycling bin truly is capable of.

we still bintend to win this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ esea thing. our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash tier bignity remains bintact.

most consistent all rounded bin squad ive ever seen. big daddy conichiwa and hemi hemstock were my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mvps really bintastic job there lads. finch "oh deeeeeeeear" o'niel decided to whiff on overpass like usual, so we might want to consider binning that tradition. overall quality bin time boys. hommels a ♥♥♥♥. I love Finch<3