i still didn't get my liv tyler's dildo.

unhappy customer

"Stuff" on it? Think again!

is this a rel club becaus i need a d ildo. i want black dildo with flames and stuf on it please

the Ent's want to purchase special wooden dildos because they are fed up with relying on woodpeckers to sort out there needs.

Yes its in full swing like a whip in a gimp's basement!

I see that the dildo business has been going well while I was gone :D

Look at this one, it's in french, but it does exist in english, but the one I have found in english they have censored the end and the best part.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiOzKhhPi0

Indeed Weedman,seems youhave Mr Dildo all figured out. Bilbo we better take extreme action here - uh huh

Mr Dildo im on to you i know its you and not the aliens there are behind all the abductions. all that that anal probing why would the aliens be doing that then i knew it was you, you are abduction peapol to test your all your new dildos on are´t you aren´t you!!!!!

Yes i am most pleased with the huge amount of new members and they're all very welcome! Please keep the new members ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i'm sure others will ♥♥♥ and join us aswell ;)

Hmm Nice little bunch of dildo-ers we have here. The business is expanding :))

Unfortunatly a Gandalf cult has grown in power over the last few years and people everywhere tend to copy him. The real Gandalf spends most of his time with me in the Shire as his meth addiction prevents him from really being any help to the world. So i look after him and pay for his rehab but i think he has been skipping it lately. Some stern words i will have to have with him about that.

I thought I saw Gandalf, but it seems I was mistaken. Can I please have an explanation on this?
http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/killerwatt/screenshot/540644737602201560

I lost contact with the boys last night. It was a dangerous mission and i was expecting casualties. However it may just be that they can't get a signal out there. If they have been captured Jesus,buddha and gandhi help em. If they have been captured i have heard terrible things about their torture methods. They make you watch a How I met your mother & Sex in the city marathon and if you endure that they make you listen to justin bieber. Its early days and i hope to restore communication soon!

Thank you Nova, I think I have found my calling in life now - working with Bilbo and co. I`ve yet to meet Gandolf and the horny hobbits but I suppose they are busy trying to infiltrate Voldermort`s Vibrators factory. BTW what`s the progress on that operation Bilbo??

Good work Cherry its always a good idea to keep an eye on the competition! Voldermorts vibrators are working on a secret new dildo at the moment. I've sent some of my Hobbit employee's to go steal the blue prints :D

Welcome to the group Trog, it's great to have you here! Please tell all your friends about this group and spread the word that Bilbo's Dildos is the #1 Dildo company around!

What a novel design! I absolutely love it! Please, add this snail to your 3rd party ware distribution. Or just steal the design, and let the dwarves manufacture it, as I prefer your craftmanship. I'm looking forward for the postman bringing my next "discrete brown box" containing "sports equipment". ^^

Your valued customer,
- Trog

Looks like the caterpilar in Alice in Wonderland

Currently researching our competiton, Found this lovely dildo I think our #1 dildo purchaser Trog will appreciate this :

http://www.aliexpress.com/product-fm/448095254-super-snail-G-Spot-Vibrator-multi-speed-wireless-SEX-TOY-vibrating-penis-Clitoral-Stimulators-vibrating-dildo-wholesalers.html

Touching Words (Not the Gary Glitter kind) there Cherry, you've brought a tear of joy to this old Hobbits eye. I have yet to win the Nobel Peace Prize but i have one Horniest Hobbit a few times but that was a long time ago. Frodo & Sam win that award every year now. I can hear them in the next room sometimes >> "Abit of lube for your tube Mr Frodo?" I'm not homophobic but those two are out of control! Sorry i've wandered from the point, thanks again Cherry ;)

Hi Nova, It was not THE dildo,but the DILDOS. One was a limited edition Dennis Rodman replica which was my own personal Jesus in a time of great sorrow and frustration. I have the one with the built in douche - 3 words WET and WILD.My other saviour was the Joe Pesci model,amazing piece of equipment that one very aggressive but does the job until the job is done! I have tears in my eyes just thinking about Bilbo he is a brilliant man.
Franky - If Obama can get a noble peace prize for nothing other than being (barely) black,Then I want The Bilbo to be shown the same respect and accolade.

Ooppss longer post than anticipated :)
Thanks for your interest Nova. Questions welcome from all.

Peace from Godlike Cherriii aka Cherry THE Chopper x

Before I was hired by The Man The Legend that is Bilbo - his dildos changed my life! Where Oprah,Doctor Phil,Bill Cosby and Gandhi had failed, Bilbo`s Dildos electro-shocked me back in to coherence. Thanks Bilbo I`d surely be dead with out your help x

omg what is this group hahaha !

@Angel haha i didn't force you, i asked nicely enough times to just border harrassment

Ahhh I see... that's where Madona found his toyboy

I can't believe you forced me to join this... lol

Thank you so much Sir I appreciate it C.C

This is a very good CV. The job is yours! You're now in charge of the UK branches and it carries alot of work. Your incharge of making sure the employees actually show up and also to keep a tally of stock that comes in. I'm sure you will win back your title back as Miley Cyrus is just a talentless Disney ♥♥♥♥♥. Hopefully she doesn't see this as i can't be dealing with another court case. Thanks again.

P.S Ignore Gandalf if he starts crying or complaining, He's an attention seeker

Good evening Mr Bilbo - you know me by now the infamous Cherry THE Chopper, I`m enquiring about the UK based division postion - please take a look at my resume/c.v I`m sure you`ll be impressed : :

Over 10+ Years experience with vibrators,dildos and butt plugs
Advanced knowledge of fetish and BDSM related activities
For some it`s a trend and for me it`s a life style.
Awarded vagina of the year 3 times in a row - I lost out to Miley Cyrus last year and I hope to reclaim my title back!
Expert in Anal bleaching AND lubricant evaluation.

Contact me for more information/references

Yours sincerely
C.C

hey u still owe me liv tyler's dildo

The liv tyler one was brought last week.... by me.

damn.. i hope you have one use by live tyler

I bought 9001 dildos. All thanks to you, Bilbo.

Link has been provided in the description! Happy shopping!

Any link to your range of products ?